dork from new york

I am mostly human and the rest is classified

[umarell]



[thenhc]

[rayspizzaofficial]

This morning a local politician running for office recognized me despite us never talking before. So either I’m now a neighborhood character or this particular democrat clocked me as a possible liberal vote in this republican neighborhood.

[jetix]

2025-12-31

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

what do you mean i didn’t reach out i literally thought about you

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[theadhdgoblin]

[depsidase]

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[not-marspng]

ITS JOHN DAY EVERYBODY CLAP

(featuring a mini version of @curbledmilk ‘s john in the corner)

[imagesofnyc]

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2026.

Flatiron Building.

Madison Square Park, Manhattan.

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[tofupixel]

pan sunset

support me | commission me | buy a print | buy a sticker

[tofupixel]

happy pride my friends inside the computa

[rayspizzaofficial]

Hey, how’s Tiffany Pollard doing lately?

[nintendometro]

Title Screen ‘Virtual Bart’ Super Nintendo

[nine-hyacinth]

i hate astronomers so much.

[nine-hyacinth]

this is getting ridiculous. the file extension for this cannot be .sex it just cannot be. what the fuck SExtractor. astronomers aren't real.

[nine-hyacinth]

to extract the parameters you run SEX -DP ????????? this cannot be real.

[circumgutter]