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This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far
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Only day you can rb this
This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
Yellow
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
pick whatever option the person you're following who reblogged this post didn't pick. if they didn't say in the tags what they picked or if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random instead.
first option
second option
i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests
for reference.
This is confusing me. Without the contents of the poem, it's hard to know what it has and what it doesn't that it could.
i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests
for reference.
As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore
Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people
I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history
You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again
This is their logic:
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*
Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”
Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)
CAT PARADE IS BACK
ALWAYS reblog Cat Parade! 💕💕💕
And one of them has a little duck on its head 🤣
I’ve been blessed with the kitty marching band! I love them 💚🥰
GIVE YOURSELF A 2 MINUTE PRESENT.
YOU DESERVE TO STOP AND EXPERIENCE A SIMPLE JOY.
Never not reblogging the cat parade!
Mildly annoyed that this isn’t actually the full video, so here it is:
#i vaguely that there was a sequel to this that was HD
Apparently you correctly!
#i vaguely
that there was a sequel to
this that was HD
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of the inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
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slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman
Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman
wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman
citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman
poetry teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Rhymes New Roman
horology teacher: i want this essay in 12 point times new roman
Mime teacher:
herb teacher: i want this essay in 12 point Thymes New Roman
Dirt teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Grimes New Roman
Calculus teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Primes New Roman
aviation teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Flies New Roman
Finance teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Dimes New Roman
History teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Times Old Roman
History teacher:
I want this essay in 12
point Times Old Roman
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman
Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman
wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman
citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman
poetry teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Rhymes New Roman
horology teacher: i want this essay in 12 point times new roman
Mime teacher:
herb teacher: i want this essay in 12 point Thymes New Roman
Dirt teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Grimes New Roman
Calculus teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Primes New Roman
aviation teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Flies New Roman
Finance teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Dimes New Roman
History teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Times Old Roman
History teacher:
I want this essay in 12
point Times Old Roman
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses
Well those are allllmost done
question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway
There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage
question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths
They're actually a really dark purple
question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage
Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em
question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths
The heart wants what the heart wants
this reads like a muppet sketch
see? See!??!
You're not wrong
This post is less than six months old.
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