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@raziverse
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid
it’s my birthday today can i be loved
it’s my birthday again
guess whoooo
@so-what-if-im-crazy? Idk lemme know
Nope, not I... maybe @berichu??
Is it @rawsaucesos @raziverse or @fangirl256-love ?
we don’t even talk why would i ask you something
No Noise November. everyone shut up
Read this as No Nose November
Area 51 raid
why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you
OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT
OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT
I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT
This is the Alexander Henry Pin-Up collection - and they are all fucking amazing!
OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”
I had an older man come into the fabric store that I used to work in and dropped 3 bolts of the firefighter one on my counter and said, “I need this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with it, but I need it.” a man behind him then yelled, “Pyjamas!” and the first man said, “My husband recommends pyjamas.”
Quality content…
This is the gay representation we need in this country.
How I knew instantly that the new Pokemon is a UK world
THIS
is not a beret. Its a tam o’ shanter, traditionally Scottish.
Nintendo give me zesty Scottish Pokemanz i beg of you
Pokemon except all dialogue is written like Scottish Twitter PLEASE
So this is where the meme came from.
we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito
apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating
i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too
pictures from the area 51 raid are honestly poetic cinema and we should all be happy that we are witnessing such a historic moment
People in their 20s through 40s: I still have nightmares about school sometimes.
School System: This is normal. I see no problem here.
Two years. After graduation I would wake up with a panic attack if I heard loud vehicles like garbage trucks outside my window because I thought I overslept and missed the bus.
My younger sister enters high school and one time my mom asked my sister if she had her homework done. And I thought my mom was talking to me and I blurted out "HOLY SHIT I FORGOT." I was shaking for a good 20 minutes from the adrenaline. I hadn't had homework in three years.
Several years out of high school I get anxious going to the bathroom at my job thinking my manager or supervisor is going to stop me and give me shit for slacking off or not asking permission. I hold it for hours on end. I drink less water.
Four years after graduation I show up to work with a 104 degree fever. I'm pulling a pallet and pass out from exasution. It doesn't last long and I'm still okay.
To this day I hear people giggling and assume they're laughing at me. I assume everyone is going to treat me like a highschooler would. Or worse a teacher. When I'm pulled into an office I assume I'm getting into trouble. I'm terrified of people asssuming I'm stupid or lazy or a flake.
I graduated in 2014.
Now lets step back and think about how all of this serves the interests of capital. Our formative years are spent making us deathly terrified of lateness, and fulfilling basic human needs at the expense of productivity. It makes us cowardly and submissive in the face of authority. It drives us into work sick and gives a psyche that always pesters us with "why aren't you doing more"?
Schools are like THAT for a reason
Maybe he’s ordering a decaf because he has a heart condition, and you’re about to give him a heart attack and send him to the hospital.
Or maybe he’s just ordering a decaf.
Maybe she’s ordering sugar free because she’s diabetic, and you’re about to put her six feet under.
Or maybe she’s just ordering sugar free,
Maybe they’re ordering non-dairy because they’re intolerant, and you’re about to ruin their day. Maybe they’re allergic, and you’re about to sponsor an all black event in an open field.
Or maybe they’re just ordering non-dairy.
Maybe they ordered gluten free because they can’t process it, and you’re about to destroy their digestive tract.
Or maybe they’re just ordering gluten free.
Maybe they’re ordering this way just because they don’t want the food, for whatever reason.
But are you willing to bet their life on it?
i got a new meme format hot off the press y’all
please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night
the discourse on this post terrifies me sometimes
If you don’t wash your hands after using any bathroom, regardless of sex, you are nasty and need to retake potty training.
it’s my birthday today can i be loved
That’s right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee, it’s swell to finally see the Steven Movie
That’s right, I heard the story, don’t really like how it ends
Gee it’s swell that the crewniverse continues to demonize Pink Diamond’s character meanwhile redeem her abusive fusion-phobic racist genocidal maniacal totalitarian family
Halloween asks, tag 5 people
Reblog with your favorite candy, favorite monster, whether or not you expect to die a violent death
It’s about time I made like minimal effort to get to know my mutuals/regs huh?
Favorite Candy: Sour gummy worms!
Favorite Monster: Wendigo. One of my top five childhood fears but now I just like the aesthetic?
Violent death? Oh, for surrreee. Chaotic fool energy runs in the family ;3
@purple-anxiety-blog @tiny-septic-puppet @alex-shadow-the-dream-demon @a-bit-dapper @rebeldreamstar
AAAAAA THNAK YOUUUU
Candy: Chocolate. All kinds.
Monster: Either vampires or demons
Violent death: Nahh more something silent but painful. Maybe drowning?
WASNT TAGGED BUT IMMA KEEP THIS GOIN-
Candy: Whoppers or Milky Ways.
Monster: Dementors, actually! I find their outfits to be really cool and spooky!
Violent death: Idk. Maybe.
Tags: @messcentral @floating-in-stardust @littlecloverboop @10th-no-name-person @glitchbitch69
OwO I was tagged? Heck??
Candy: chocolate!! But my favorite is crunch bars uwu
Monsters: hmmmm I guess werewolves? I know, super cheesy but they’re my favorite uwu
Violent death: maybe, I’m not sure yet. I’m usually safe, but I’m big dumb so yeh XD
@alvie-ashgrove @thebluehearted @allons-ychey @number1120 @meisamyth
YAYYY THANK YOU FREN (Actually RESPONDING to tags for once, what is this-)
Candy- c h o c o l a t e. W h I t e c h o c o l a t e
Monsters- Ghosts are chill!! Well, SOME are, lol
Violent- Yes- I am a d u m b a s s-
@sadcat5555 @hyruleknight271 @ninja-girl2846 @smolmaliciousmuffin @obsidiancreates
Candy- Nerds
Monsters- Demons
Violent death- I mean ngl I’m probably gonna either die falling off a building doing parkour or getting caught in a machine
@leilaniinthestars19 @sebastian-the-dragon @raziverse @10th-no-name-person @fire-fanboy-reblogs
candy - reese’s. fuckin reese’s
monsters - i love wendigos and leucrottas like ???? amazing
violent - probably not considering i’m never out or doing anything productive
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