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he’d been talking to himself, and he knew it— not uncommon though, to find the gravekeeper wandering around, a bumbling mishmash of under-the-breath mumbles. “i saaaid——” he prolonged the syllable, taking the seat across from jude with a red bull in hand. “fire or water? the great debate, age old question, right? is it worse to drown or burn?” nice morbid idle chat over lunch in the staff quarters. lunch consisting of caffeine and hardly much else. what a delight! “not many people can ever really answer that question.” a punctual jab of his brow upwards, insinuating that it was somehow the cross they bore. “for science, man.” justification.
he’d A L M O S T be willing to state the blatantly obvious lack of relevance such a question had in regard to anything; it wasn’t epiphany worthy and it certainly didn’t draw him into having to change his system of beliefs and stated opinions but he’d bite — what were friends for if not that. “ It’s gotta be worse to burn, ” by the assumption of the situation in which this would be a set option, if death came in some unexpected or aggressive fashion he’d certainly attest to the idea that being left to suffer in agony wasn’t something he’d want or something he’d wish on his worst enemy ( if only because his worst enemy had kids ). “ burning and dying from that takes hours but drowning happens quicker...— doesn’t affect my overall choice but I like to remind myself of the stakes at hand. ” maybe he was a little bias but also hardly bias at all given that his answer probably went completely against what was expected of his species. “ water. ” there was the psychological answer he could offer out but he was happy to stick with the idea that water greatly benefitted something he’d been attuned to in school and therefore his bias seemed fitting in an unquestionable way.
anscm:
“ i couldn’t decide between pizza, fried chicken, and chinese food, so i got a little bit of everything. DON’T ASK ME HOW. i think i blacked out somewhere between PJ’s wings & things and the chinese place. ” he puts down three very heavy bags filled with takeaway on the counter, a sheepish look on his face. all this because he couldn’t decide, or couldn’t remember, which was jude’s favorite. “ the girls are at track practice, so we might actually get some of the lo mein this time. ” last time he’d opened the container only to see a sticky note with the poop emoji drawn onto it. underneath it had said SORRY SUCKER. ( kit was nothing if not predictable. ) he leans forward, glancing over at him with amusement before he continues. “ – are we eating at the table like CIVILIZED people, or am i dragging this into the bedroom ? ” @rcignsinfire
“ you’re gonna make me choose? ” something of a W A R M and a rather chaste expression seemed to idly take hold of his features; yes he’s firmly aware of his feelings but there is a rather blissful and soft reminder that tends to LEAP forward when his husband comes clambering in with enough take out to feed a street. Granted maybe the very fact it happens to be food aids those reminders in every soft and pleasing way imaginable — he enjoys being fed. “ this is a buffet and I’m having a bit of everything BUT I am happy to eat it off your head if you’d like to wear any of it as a hat. ” a teasing grin that seems to form for a moment, certainly briefly washed away by the twinge of pain that presented itself as Alfred biting his ankle for the attention he’d certainly be lacking until the girls got back from practice. There’s a pause to chuckle as he swooped the cat up, hoping the gesture to ease Alfred’s rather frustrating diva attitude wouldn’t lead into any arm biting ( his ankles were already walking cat bites ). “ uh — I don’t think we know what that word means, ” a pause for dramatic effect and certainly, to let himself be amused by the notion of them doing ANYTHING civilized that wasn’t teaching...even then he was certain there were times in which it would often take a back seat then. The thought counted at least, drawn back from the place he’d found in his thoughts with the desired effort to lay Alfred on his husband's head with the advantage of a seemingly innocent peck to the lips. “ I’ll drag the food and you can deal with Alfredo, ” another glowing smirk across his lips. “ as always, I appreciate your existence. ”
rebelrouse:
she likes jude. at first, she might’ve thought he and her father were an odd pair. but she’s grown to realise that he’s a good guy, a good fit for their family, even. she still thinks he’s odd, but she’s come to know it’s because he is. no offence. she likes odd people and he just happens to be one of them. “ i can see that you and your muffin are very happy together. ” it’s a good looking muffin, sure. she wouldn’t write sonnets about it, but she would snatch it if she were any worse of a person. “ dad was asking if you want take out. ” she isn’t quite to the point of calling him dad numero dos yet. it’s an adjustment. “ he offered to cook again. which, ” she grimaces and her face reads game over, “ literally never ends well. i think we should just get pizza. ” the way she drops the next part of the message, all her own, is important. it has to be casual, nonchalant. ( jude and ansem have been together for long enough now. this shouldn’t matter. but it does. ) “ kit’s coming over so i’m casting her vote for her. ” not for dinner, never for dinner, but coming over none the less.
there’s a certain C O M F O R T in the normalcy of things and people: the way they worked and the way everything certainly seemed to fit together in a jigsaw formation that just...WORKED. Was he always so obvious in regard to those comforts? no, not in the slightest because in spite of what people may believe he liked who he was — including his eccentric annoyed at the world and ( most of ) the people in it personality. He was who he was although there was something to be said about the ease in which it took to laugh at her comment, the way in which came as no hardship to recognize his step kid because such bluntness had become a welcomed trait if anything. He finds it better to not question the lengths in which things matter or, at the very least, WHY they matter because that tended to mean opening a can of worms about abandonment issues and the depravity of contact. His mother was someone he thought of often because maybe there will always be a sadness in his mother dying long before anything REMOTELY happy had happened to him ( if the being in charge was walking the earth he’d almost certainly believe it was his brother playing a cruel trick ). There’s the crack of a smile, something rare and certainly obtained by those who he had certainly allowed to see past his often guarded and solemnly grim appearing side. “ his attempts are at least, ” looking for the right words as he slid the muffin over, mostly because he had certainly been given the image of pizza and that wiped out all need for chocolatey goods. “ endearing. ” that thought at least made his features softer for a moment as if he’d floated off into some irrelevant and rather crass thought. “ I want to say your dad isn’t hopeless in the kitchen but we don’t have time to fly in some Italian chef — I support the pizza. ” maybe just because he was a bitch for cheese. There was always questions he wanted to ask, granted knowing the mind of an eighteen-year-old he wasn’t sure he ever quite wanted to push the boundaries and ruin the understanding they had so far; Alfred would be DEVASTATED and if there was one general principle he had in life, it was keeping his cat happy. “ how is everything with you and her? ” basically a soft and subtle way of asking the age-old question of if she was happy because that MATTERED.
in a continued A T T E M P T to remain as functional as possible, he’d found himself with yet another shot of espresso and a mug of herbal tea; it was safe to say his grumpy and often underlying mood was going to only progressively get worse with age and he wasn’t sure anyone deserved to be at the back end of that when it happened — not even the students that got on his nerves. in hindsight ( and a fair point made by his mother back when she was alive ), he’d probably be a far more sociable person if he made ANY effort to eat better and find himself with a better sleep schedule. “ I’m gonna be honest, ” he hummed at the very fact he had taken a note of the other’s presence but alas, his brain wasn't functioning and he wasn’t ENTIRELY sure he’d taken half of what they’d said in. “ I was VERY distracted by this muffin and in my defense, it’s a fantastic looking muffin but yeah...— you’re gonna have to repeat that. ”
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( jake gyllenhaal, 40/89, he/him ) class is in session for JUDE OLIVANDER MONTAGUE. their resume says they’re a PHOENIX and they’ve been teaching NECROMANCY at the academy for THIRTY YEARS . the psychological report says they are EVASIVE and CRASS, but they’re also ECCENTRIC and MOTIVATED. we wish them good luck in the new school year.
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( jake gyllenhaal, 40/89, he/him ) class is in session for JUDE OLIVANDER MONTAGUE. their resume says they’re a PHOENIX and they’ve been teaching NECROMANCY at the academy for THIRTY YEARS . the psychological report says they are EVASIVE and CRASS, but they’re also ECCENTRIC and MOTIVATED. we wish them good luck in the new school year.
He has a dark aesthetic, something gothic but formal.
He has a home in Aurora but also lives at the school when its easier as far as work goes.
His name means praised as his mother named him in regard to the favoritism she and his father held over him.
He had two older brothers: one who died working for their father and a second that really fucked Jude over.
Being that he is the result of an affair, it should be known his family were witches and his mother hadn’t died of unnatural causes to trigger being a phoenix. It had been a family secret so hence why it came as a bit of a shock to his brother when he tried to kill him,
He’s pansexual but has mostly been with men, his last relationship was however with a woman but it didn’t end nicely and left him with a few issues.
He has a scar from when he took the brunt of the physical violence his friend would’ve received from when he was eleven, it most spans the upper part of his back and is faded.
He has a cat, which is the 3rd he’s had over his life so far.
He has a younger niece and nephew that he’s never met.
He likes to paint and is pretty good at it.
He presently has been using magic to extend his life span, given that phoenixes can still age and die of natural causes.
He has a very mild Irish accent which mostly comes out when he’s angry.