LONG LIVE EVIL;

Independent Mal RP from the Descendants franchise. Written by Gabby Mun and Muse 18+ Established 7/26/17

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i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

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me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

[themadcapmathematician]

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

[dare-to-dm]

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

[sammit-janet]

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

[gutter-adonis]

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

[i-tried-and-i-lost]

Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

[domiingoenfuego]

i found the post again

[small-town-spooks]

Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!

Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man

[astrophelos]

Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

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Women’s section: RUFFLES AND GLITTER

Men’s section: here’s some quality fabric, come again when your shirt gets a small hole after 32 years

[soup-fish]

ABSOLUTELY ACCURATE

[fratboymattstone]

Women’s section: Oh, you wear this size from another store? Good luck!

Men’s section: Oh, you wear this size from another store? Good thing everything is standardized and one pair should fit you!

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tagged by @ofblackskies​

teddy bear!!

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There are days where I wanna archive all my blogs ( @agrabaheir​ @bashfulheir​ @mcrgayed​) and move to a multi but then I remember..none of my multis ever worked out 🙃🙃

[musesinspirations]

crime related rp starters: trigger warning: mention of murder, guns, knives, violence, etc.

“i’ve never missed a target that close in my life. if i wanted to kill you, i would’ve.”

“should we kill him/her?”

“you stole my gun!”

“you’re lucky you’re not dead.”

“how high are you?”

“take this, it’ll help you relax.”

“is that cocaine?”

“i thought they killed you.”

“teach me how to shoot.”

“i’ll protect you, even if it kills me.”

“he’s/she’s dead. and they’re after you next.”

“wow! that’s some high quality stuff, man.”

“i bought it on the dark web.”

“someone’s after me. you need to help me.”

“really? you had to shoot him/her in the head?!”

“look at you shaking. you’ve probably never even held a gun before in your life.”

“do you know how to shoot?”

“i don’t regret any of it. even if i get caught.”

“you killed him/her. and now i’m gonna kill you.”

“i can’t just quit. not when you do what i do.”

“i’ve never seen so much weed in my life.”

“you bought from someone else, didn’t you?”

“you went drug dealing without me?!”

“there’s no way you paid for that.”

“why do i get the girl gun?”

“we’re going to prison, aren’t we?”

“you look tragic in orange.”

“if anyone hurts you, it will be the last thing they’ll do.”

“what are we gonna do with all this cash?”

“why didn’t tell me you’ve been in prison?”

“give me my gun back.”

“i’m too high for this right now.”

“stealing from a thief is the worst thing you can do.”

“was that a gunshot?”

“we need to think this through if we don’t want to get caught.”

“i need money… fast.”

“it’s a good thing i have an amazing lawyer.”

“nothing turns me on more than guns.”

“let me go, please!”

“you’re a killer, aren’t you?”

“you drugged me!”

“it’s not as bad as it looks… or maybe it is.”

“i went to prison because of you!”

“would you kill for me?”

“i’ll get you out of this mess, i promise.”

“that’s not your blood, is it?”

“don’t point your gun at me.”

“how was jail?”

“till death do us part… or prison.”

“shit, the cops are here. we have to go now!”

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hookbled‌:

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              “Yer awful.” 

“Tell me something I don’t know.”

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teendracula‌:

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              “You must be new here?”He questioned, perhaps he was mistaken and that was bound to happen given he couldn’t remember each student he came across. 

@teendracula​

“What’s it to you?” The girl rose a brow, hand at her hip as he talked to her. Was it really that obvious? “....Though I GUESS I could use some help finding my locker.”

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forthewinn‌:

“Just saying, that it might be helpful.” 

“Yeah well--I MIGHT take your advice. Maybe.”

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A PLOT DRIVEN RPER & FAN CHAT SERVER FEATURING IC AND OOC CHANNELS. MAY CONTAIN TRIGGERING TOPICS & MATURE THEMES. OC FRIENDLY.

                                             ENTER THE LAIR!

[plotbunnie]

Nonverbal RP Starters

I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

💪 Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

👄 Pull my muse onto the bed

[yuudachimemes]

Reblog if you’re multiple ship, but also allow Polyamorous ships..

[rpsourcedmemes]

Muses are fickle. Reblog if you understand that your partner’s muse can sometimes wonder off for a while, but that you will still be willing to write with them when they come back.

[mcavoy]

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

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LIKE for a lyric starter, maybe?

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU ARE 18+

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LIKE for a lyric starter, maybe?

[ofodinn]

RPC, I know this seems to escape people but…

Respect your rp partners who are fast. Don’t shame them. It’s not a bad thing that they are excited about your reply or have a method.  Making them feel guilty is wrong.  Don’t fault people who want to reply to you.  It doesn’t mean that people who are fast, do not have a life.  Some people just are most comfortable being quick and are excited.  There is nothing wrong with being fast.

Respect your rp partners who are slow. Some people just have a longer process, ponder things longer, and genuinely are just busier. Some people just prefer to have a longer queue, take longer. It doesn’t mean they’re not excited.   There is nothing wrong with being slow. 

Basically, respect your RP Partner.