i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that
me: i need a plain black t shirt
target womenās section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piƱata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!
target menās section: yeah sure. itās the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one
Womenās section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??
Menās section: hereās 25 normal tshirts for a quarter
Womenās Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?Ā Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!
Menās Section: Hereās a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.Ā With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.
Womenās Section:Ā Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?Ā Here you go, itās completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!
Menās Section:Ā Hereās an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.Ā Have a nice day!
Womenās section: if youāre a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???
Menās section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and itās like five bucks
Womenās section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??
Menās section: Hereās comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day
i found the post again
Womenās section:you want a hoodie? Well hereās one thatās tight fitting and accents the one thing you donāt want to be seen, miss!
Menās section:hoodie? Oh sure, hereās a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man
Womenās section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! Weāll give you fifty fake pockets.
Menās section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things
Womenās section: RUFFLES AND GLITTER
Menās section: hereās some quality fabric, come again when your shirt gets a small hole after 32 years
ABSOLUTELY ACCURATE
Womenās section: Oh, you wear this size from another store? Good luck!
Menās section: Oh, you wear this size from another store? Good thing everything is standardized and one pair should fit you!



















