rdjobsessions

Aunty, Editor, Face Painter and Marketing person. Hey I'm Kirsty, welcome to my corner of the WWW where I document my inspirations, aspirations, and sometimes analytical comments. I eat words and the heads of my enemies for breakfast. Robert Downey Jr is my one true love. *Please ask permission before distributing my work on other platforms and please apply appropriate credit.

[rdjobsessions]

“Saying “you don’t have anything to be depressed about, your life is great” is like saying “what do you mean you have asthma? there is loads of air in here.””

— something my 13 year old nephew said to my mum after she claimed I had no reason to be suffering from depression, I repeat, he is THIRTEEN.

[rdjobsessions]

This broke me.

[rdjobsessions]

Robert downey jr did blackface

No, he didn’t. And you’re completely overlooking what his character was a metaphor for. I got no time for u, anon. Get outta here.

[rdjobsessions]

“Saying “you don’t have anything to be depressed about, your life is great” is like saying “what do you mean you have asthma? there is loads of air in here.””

— something my 13 year old nephew said to my mum after she claimed I had no reason to be suffering from depression, I repeat, he is THIRTEEN.

[kpfun]

ANT-MAN (2015) dir. Peyton Reed

[avoidingapples]

14th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with witchcraft”

[avoidingapples]

19th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with hysteria”

[avoidingapples]

21st century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i don’t believe anything is wrong with you and won’t diagnose you”

[tempest-caller]

That’s not entirely fair. Sometimes they also diagnose you as “fat.”

[oscarisaache]

TOM ELLIS ph. by Mitchel McCormack DAMAN Magazine (2020)

[shutupmerlin]

My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).

Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.

The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.

[waspinfested]

i cannot stand this i keep seeing op’s face like this in my mind

[rdjobsessions]

“Saying “you don’t have anything to be depressed about, your life is great” is like saying “what do you mean you have asthma? there is loads of air in here.””

— something my 13 year old nephew said to my mum after she claimed I had no reason to be suffering from depression, I repeat, he is THIRTEEN.

[luisonte]

[lyingfigure]

y’all working from home

[mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti]

SCREAM…..so what

[rdjobsessions]

cry bc it true

[iglovequotes]

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[rdjobsessions]

“Saying “you don’t have anything to be depressed about, your life is great” is like saying “what do you mean you have asthma? there is loads of air in here.””

— something my 13 year old nephew said to my mum after she claimed I had no reason to be suffering from depression, I repeat, he is THIRTEEN.

[rdjobsessions]

I can’t believe that this wise kid is now 19 😭

[markruffalo]

Which Avenger am I? You won’t believe the SHOCKING result 🤣

[rdjobsessions]

This broke me.

[were-fucking-friends]

“We look at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends.’”

— And that’s all there is to it. (via rdjobsessions)

[5000letters]

Women are born with pain built in. It’s our physical destiny. Period pains, sore boobs, childbirth, you know. We carry it within ourselves throughout our lives. Men don’t. They have to seek it out. They invent all these gods and demons and things just so they can feel guilty about things, which is something we also do very well on our own. And then they create wars, so they can feel things and touch each other, and when there aren’t any wars they can play rugby. And we have it all going on in here, inside. We have pain on a cycle for years and years and years and then, just when you feel you are making peace with it all, what happens? The menopause comes. The fucking menopause comes and it is the most most wonderful fucking thing in the world! And, yes, your entire pelvic floor crumbles and you get fucking hot and no-one cares, but then you’re free. No longer a slave, no longer a machine, with parts. You’re just a person in business.

— Fleabag, season 2, episode 3

[age-gap-universe]