Noah Kahan
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@theartofmadeline
Not today Justin
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Claire Keane
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
The Bowery Presents
EXPECTATIONS
Sade Olutola
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Xuebing Du
cherry valley forever
Color Me Curious
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d e v o n
shark vs the universe
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@re-noise-blog
sheryl: stop listening to that song
me: i cant. it is my favorite song and also urs
sheryl: youre bastardizing it and its making me nauseated
me: you make me nauseated just leave if you dont like it
sheryl: (leaves)
me: ok good talk
little hicks: you look really familiar
ruby: is it my model good looks
little hicks: youre a model?? if youre a model how did your nose get all crooked and bent
ruby: i er, used to get into a few quarrels
little hicks: with who
ruby: my brother
little hicks: you have a brother? where is he can i meet him
ruby: .... uh
parker: what if im the next avatar
remy: no
ruby: shut up
little hicks: you're not cause /im/ the next avatar
remy:
ruby:
parker:
me: was it good
sheryl: im gonna buy smokes bye
me: asshole
me: GO AWAY
sheryl: WHAT!!!!!!!!
me: you repulse me
sheryl: get in line
me: WHY ARE YOU EVEN STILL ALIVE LEAVE ME ALONE
sheryl: I AM ESSENTIALLY LITERALLY DEAD SHUT THE HELL UP
ruby: u ok
me: i need a smoke
ruby: you dont smoke
me: i need a drink
ruby: stop
ruby: this sucks
me: yea
ruby: hey can you do me a solid
parker: depends
ruby: are you interested in exercising your hair styling expertise on a willing subject
parker: it Is pretty hard to get someone to experiment on
ruby: excellent because i want you to prepare your finest shade of golden blonde
parker: alright buddy but im not sure it'll hit your shade
ruby: oh it's not for me
parker: hey. Let's have a plank off
me: you dont even have abs
parker: there is a bona fide washboard on my torso
me: go ask remy
parker: his stomach is like a cobblestone street
me: were you looking
parker: [eats potato chips] nevermind, im happy being fat
me: eh
ruby: .......ehhh
me: ehhhhhhhh
ruby: nope
me: yeah
me: what are you doing with all of those balloons
ruby: making a balloon art phanpy
me: why
ruby: its cute and it kind of looks like crystal
me: .... oh my god are you talking about its ears
ruby: no
ruby: a heaaaaart fulllll of loooove
parker: no feaaaaaaaar no regret
ruby: my names remyyyyyy villeneuve
parker: and im
[starts rapping]
ruby: [starts beatboxing]
ruby: a kaMEN RIDER GAME
me: uh oh
ruby: .... i need it
me: you dont even play video games
ruby: thats coming from someone who only plays pokemon
me: why are you here
steven: [......... smiles] i never left
me: tell me youre not going to go and make this a thing
ruby: they did invite me to train when i can
me: nope you dont need the training
ruby: but--
me: no you need jesus thats what you need
ruby suddenly walks in, clearly having finished working out or w/e and weirdly???smilin g???
me: where..... did you get that shirt
ruby: oh, its a jersey--spiffy, isn't it? got it from the pokemon eleven folks, terribly generous of them
me: isnt that the soccer team
ruby: incidentally
me: WHAT DID YOU DO....
ruby: we ended up in nimbasa when we were on our run! i heard that the athletes welcomed challengers so i thought we'd give it a go
me: .. how did you do
ruby: heh, didn't go easy on them--had some trouble with a kecleon, but zuzu took care of it. they seemed fairly impressed though! afterwards they invited me to a practice game! i had forgotten how thrilling football is!
hes got the bruises and marks to prove it, rubs back of neck, laughs sheepishly wow what a frikkin.
me: you mean soccer
ruby: anyways, i'm awfully conflicted between never removing this jersey or framing it for life