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Morris. Agent Morris. I actually like my martinis both shaken and stirred. Independent OC SHIELD agent. Mostly movieverse, post Avengers with some comic sprinkles. May be NSFW at times.

[agentsterling]

agentmorris​:

“No, you can’t just not start the most popular song by The Rembrandts and not expect me to sing it,” Emma said as she started humming the popular theme song. “Because you’re there for me tooooooo…ooo…”

“I can and I did. I am full on grumpy gus. I can’t even concentrate. You want to take a walk? I think I just need to move or I’ll start chewing on my desk or something.”

[agentmorris]

“Oh trust me, I’ve chewed on my desk before and you would not appreciate the taste of the sealant they use,” Emma said as she turned. “Come along Sterling, let’s find some trouble of the mild variety to get into.”

[agentsterling]

agentmorris​:

“The vending machine will take me when it’s ready for me, but that day has not come yet,” Emma said with a grin, then looked at Sterling with concern. “You’ve been on and off with the smoking for a while now, everything okay?”

“No. Not even a little.” Sterling groaned. “I’m having a very Friends theme song time over here. It hasn’t been my day, my week, my month, or even my year.” 

And the one silver lining he had to hold onto he couldn’t tell anyone about yet. Shit. 

“But I’m fine. No need to sing the next line for reassurance. I’ll get through it.” 

[agentmorris]

“No, you can’t just not start the most popular song by The Rembrandts and not expect me to sing it,” Emma said as she started humming the popular theme song. “Because you’re there for me tooooooo...ooo...”

[agentsterling]

agentmorris​:

“You kidding? I’m too legit to quit.” Emma gave him a cheeky grin, but it would seem her 90′s sense of humor was not hitting. “Hmm, I never had any bad habits to quit,” she said, then held up her hand. “My history with vending machines does not count.”

“You’re absolutely ridiculous, you know that?” 

“I am legitimately surprised you have never been crushed by one of those things. You really have to stop cheating death over snacks.” 

[agentmorris]

“The vending machine will take me when it’s ready for me, but that day has not come yet,” Emma said with a grin, then looked at Sterling with concern. “You’ve been on and off with the smoking for a while now, everything okay?”

[shieldsfilemistress]

I don't have to be on anon to say I want to sock you in the face!

[Also hi! <3]

Tell My Muse What You Want To Do To Them On Anon.

“You’d have to actually be able to reach my face in order to do that, short stack.”

[agentmorris]

“I brought my own chair.”

[agentsterling]

agentmorris​:

“I mean I suppose I could have knocked louder, if you’d like I can go back and try again?” Emma said, looking at Sterling then pointing back at the door with the thumb.

Her eyes perused over him. It felt like it had been literal ages since she last saw him. Oh wait, it was. Five years. She kept forgetting that. “What’s got your goat?”

Sterling groaned and rubbed his face with his hands, using one to rake through and slick his hair back in place. 

“I quit smoking… Again.” 

Sure, it had been a literal 5 years but it hadn’t actually been that long for the two of them. What HAD felt like years was the fact they hadn’t really been close since he started dating Chen. They were… working through it though. 

Man, she was going to hate to hear she was pregnant.

“You ever quit, Em?”

[agentmorris]

“You kidding? I’m too legit to quit.” Emma gave him a cheeky grin, but it would seem her 90′s sense of humor was not hitting. “Hmm, I never had any bad habits to quit,” she said, then held up her hand. “My history with vending machines does not count.”

[agentsterling]

Sterling hadn’t realized how much he actually smoked until he decided to quit cold turkey. He had amped up his smoking lately with the Abstractionss case as he really only smoked when stressed and well…

Gestures to everything. 

Now he had a baby on the way and while that was a great source of joy and a much needed break from all the terrible, he had to admit he was petrified.

“Could you have knocked any louder?” Sterling snapped grumpily at the door to his office. “Come in!” 

[agentmorris]

“I mean I suppose I could have knocked louder, if you’d like I can go back and try again?” Emma said, looking at Sterling then pointing back at the door with the thumb.

Her eyes perused over him. It felt like it had been literal ages since she last saw him. Oh wait, it was. Five years. She kept forgetting that. “What’s got your goat?”

[ashleysjohnson]

Female Dynamics in the MCU

bonus: (bc you know they were at least friends off-screen)

[theshieldjanitor]

agentmorris

send me a tumblr url anon or not and I'll talk about them (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ 

[There are not enough words in the English language to describe agentmorris. I’ve said it a number of times before, but she’s the reason why I stuck with RPing. Back when I first interacted with her, most of my RP partners had moved on, I wasn’t really feeling Ted anymore, and I was pretty much ready to wrap things up. And then she showed up and it was like POW. Everything clicked back into place.

She is such a good writer too. Like there have been times where I have been blown away by her responses and I’m over here like “...damn son.” I adore writing with her. I love the sappy Good Ship Lollipop threads and I love the Heavy Shit threads and everything in between.

She’s just The Best.]

[agentmorris]

[I’M HAVING AN EMOTION!!]

[thejennifers]

[theshieldjanitor]

agentmorris​:

“Dinner? Well, why didn’t you say so! This goose’s… goose… is cooked!!!”

“Thanks, babe. Have I mentioned how much I love you lately?”

[agentmorris]

“You have, but I will accept it once more.”

[quotemadness]

Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.

Azra Tabassum (via quotemadness)

[midsummernightmemes]

Reblog if you’re open to improvisational rp and just “winging it” with threads

Whether it’s the first interactions between the muses so the chemistry is still up in the air and it’s still unknown as to whether or not they’ll click before potential plotting, or the muses have too much minds of their own and run wild the moment you set them loose in a thread, plotting is hard and occasionally your pre-planned threads jump the track and go in totally different directions than anticipated thanks to the muses’ creative differences. Reblog this to let your rp partners know that you don’t mind simply jumping straight into in-character interactions and threads.

[minuit-muse-deactivated20250718]

[theshieldjanitor]

agentmorris​:

“You’re lucky you’re cute, or else I would be concerned that you have me fighting off a bird who stole your lunch money.”

“Excuse you, I’m adorable. It also stole my gift card which means when you succeed, I can buy you dinner as a reward.”

[agentmorris]

“Dinner? Well, why didn’t you say so! This goose’s... goose... is cooked!!!”

[agentariannagrace]

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[agentmorris]

“And the goose… honked at you?”

[theshieldjanitor]

“Aggressively. It honked aggressively.”

[agentmorris]

“Okay, okay. It honked aggressively at you. Want me to beat it up?”

[theshieldjanitor]

“Yes. Yes, I would. I need my honor defended.”

[agentmorris]

“You’re lucky you’re cute, or else I would be concerned that you have me fighting off a bird who stole your lunch money.”

[resourcesfortheavergaeroleplayer]

Truth Serum!: your muses can now ask mine anything and they will be forced to answer honestly!

Or you can send anons!