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“That’s so gay” (at Canalside Buffalo)

Happy pride bbs! 🏳️‍🌈🎉✨ (at Elmwood Village)

Oh my god I actually did the damn thing! Thank you family and boyfriend for not disowning for the last two years of stress. 👩🏻‍🎓💀☢️ (at Niagara County Community College)

👩🏻‍🎤#shittyhawkins (at Lockhouse Distillery & Bar)

#shittyhawkins

Only one hour in and I’m already drunk. 🍻 (at Buffalo Niagara Convention Center)

Those who ETID together stick together. 🤙🏻 thanks, @k_sajban! (at Hand of Doom Tattoo)

🎈2️⃣6️⃣🎂 (at Mulberry Italian Ristorante)

You know what she did? Your cunting daughter?

Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. #licklicklickmyballs

#licklicklickmyballs

Congratulations Kelsey and David! 🎊 (at Beaver Island State Park)

🌊🏞 (at Robert H. Treman State Park)

See ya in the fall, Ithaca. 🌿🌻🌽🥕🍅🍆 (at Robert H. Treman State Park)

💥🇺🇸✨ (at The Old Pink)

Neither of us know when exactly we started dating, but we figured it was around this time. Thanks for putting up with my dumb shit (literally) and my spongebob/bob's burgers references on a daily basis. I will forever appreciate everything you do for us you hardworking, ambitious, sarcastic, handsome beautiful thing you. Love you, shitbird. Happy anniversary. 💘 @lucid_mischief I totally gagged when I said "us" btw.

Why is it the last thing anyone's asked u? You and ur bf are hot. Hot couple pics are great

😐

When's the booty coming back? It can be a shot with your bf even more adorable

This is the last thing I've ever expected anyone to ask me.

thank u david @lucid_mischief

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