[hughsdancies]

[the-old-ultr4-violence]

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

[readingbetweenthesigns]

Pros and cons of a Aquarius (m) and Virgo (f) relationship? Please and thank you

Pros: Great banter, can keep each other grounded or more aloof, bring out the best in each other, social butterflies, GREAT banter

Cons: conflict in a LOT of areas, commitment issues, a need for compromise

X A Gemini

[readingbetweenthesigns]

Can you describe me please? Leo sun, aquarius moon, leo mercury, virgo venus, leo mars, and virgo rising. The leo and aquarius opposition got me confused 😅 thank you so much!!

I guess as a virgo rising you come across as a reliable and perhaps even a little bossy. Then your main sign, your leo sun, although not nearly as reliable, makes you loyal to the bone and a loving and caring friend. The Aquarius opposition in your moon sign just means that deep down you are individual, honest and unique and at times averse to emotions (which as an Aquarius moon myself I can relate to). 

Leo mercury just means your thoughts are probably more concerned with your self and self image. It could mean you have a talent for acting or art and that your thoughts are often imaginative and sometimes unrealistic.

Virgo venus means that your love connections will be made through logic and practicality. Leo mars basically suggests that no matter what you do you’ll acheive because fuck, you have a leo fucking mars 

X A Gemini 

p.s. hope this is good or accurate or at least somewhat enjoyable to read :) x

[readingbetweenthesigns]

The Signs and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Quotes

Aries:  You know me, I'm impulsive

Taurus:  I'm Clementine. Can I... borrow a piece of your chicken?

Gemini:  Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating

Cancer:  I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told!

Leo:  I'm an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing.

Virgo: I'm sorry... I just, my life isn't that interesting.

Libra:  Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?

Scorpio:  I don't need nice. I don't need myself to be it, and I don't need anybody else to be it at me.

Sagittarius:  And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.

Capricorn:  What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she's a stranger

Aquarius: What are you nuts? It’s been suggested... 

Pisces:  I'm lost! I'm scared! I feel like I'm disappearing!

[readingbetweenthesigns]

The Signs as Hogwarts Houses

Gryffindor values bravery, daring, nerve and chivalry. Aries, Taurus, Leo and Sagittarius signs are most likely to be sorted into Gryffindor.

Hufflepuff house values hard work, dedication, patience and loyalty. Cancer, Virgo and Pisces are most likely to belong to Hufflepuff.

Ravenclaw values intelligence, knowledge and wit. Libra and Aquarius are appropriate candidates for Ravenclaw.

Slytherin house values ambition, cunning and resourcefulness. Gemini, Scorpio and Capricorn would fit in well in Slytherin house. 

[readingbetweenthesigns]

What friendship is stronger? Cancer + Taurus Cancer + Virgo Cancer + Aquarius Thanks!❤️

Depends on what the Cancer prefers.... I’d personally say Cancer and Virgo, a Virgo would at least be able to provide the emotional support that the Cancer kind of needs.

But yeah again, depends on what the Cancer is like and what they want from a friendship with someone

X A Gemini

[readingbetweenthesigns]

Drunk Signs

Imagine an ideal world where every sign could get drunk. I’ve probably done this before but carpe diem and also idc 

Aries: *dowsing a shot per minute* I’m off the fucking handle

Taurus: *carefully sipping a b-grade wine* I think I’m gonna pass out

Gemini: *telling everyone their life story whilst carelessly scoffing down tequila shots with lemon* so who wants to hear about my sexual experiences

Cancer: my ex is a fucking BITCH

Leo: *singing the final countdown* who wants me to have more??? Who wants me to keep drinking?!?!?!!

Virgo: *giggling* I LOVE drinking hehe

Libra: hello sexy 

Scorpio: hey there sexy

Sagittarius: EAT SLEEP RAVE REPEAT. What? I’ve only had one drink? No I haven’t... I’ve had like 1, 2, 3.... 6?

Capricorn: *taking over the dance floor* feeling LOOSE

Aquarius: I love you guys, like I don’t love love you guys but I LOVE you guys

Pisces: *hiccups* this is not going to end well 

[readingbetweenthesigns]

Submit submit submit

Yo, send in some wacky questions you crazy people. We want to answer and create posts, having a bit of a creative meltdown, help a sister out

X A Gemini ft. Taurus/Gemini Cusp 

[readingbetweenthesigns]

Can you describe me? I'm an aquarius/piaces cusp, pisces moon, aries rising, pisces venus, aries mars, aquarius mercury and my lilith is in pisces. I really love your posts and I think you're pretty cool. <3

Aqua/pisces cusps are weeeiirrrrdddd. My boyfriend is a day or two short of being one and he is a v strange one. But at the same time you’re probably the most spiritual (when I say spiritual I don’t always mean religious btw), imaginative and social person that you know.

The other influences, pisces moon, yeah meh you’re emotional and sensitive blah blah. Aries rising --> people probably don’t think that. Aries mars is like BOOM successful, Aquarius mercury works well with your signs cause you’re able to reign in that emotional energy and think logically.

Idk what a lilith is tbh and I’m too lazy to look it up 

p.s. I think you’re pretty cool too <3

X A Gemini   

[readingbetweenthesigns]

Can u describe me ? I'm a Taurus sun,cap moon,Virgo rising,Venus gemini(tho I have one more degree to cancer) ,Aries mercury and libra Mars ~

honey, you’re an emotional wreck

That earth sign trifecta has you grounded, practical and dependent af. And then you have all this hibbi-jibbi air/fire sign shit. So whilst you’re generally quite headstrong, straight-to-the-point and whatever, your other signs are like no, let’s be conflicted and make you weird. You’re probably the best friend anyone can have tbh

X A Gemini  

[readingbetweenthesigns]

The Signs the Night Before an Exam

Aries: ugh, all I have to do is pretend I’ve been listening this entire year...

Taurus: I don’t care anymore, I’ll be a prostitute 

Gemini: lol I’m smart I don’t need to study (LOL)

Cancer: Let me just send these quality notes to all my friends <3

Leo: you is smart. you is kind. you is important

Virgo: ok everything is colour-coded and sorted alphabetically, I’ll probably fail because I’ve only been studying for six months

Libra: thank god I’m pretty

Scorpio: why did I watch all that porn during class

Sagittarius: preparing to die

Capricorn: well I’ve been studying, it’s only logical I should succeed

Aquarius: I should probably start reading the textbook.... nah

Pisces: did I even take this class??

A note: yes I’m writing this the night before an exam

[readingbetweenthesigns]

I'm an Aries sun with a Leo moon & Leo rising. I'm not as loud as people expect me to be. Why is that?

I think like, well first of all, everyone is different, but you know, there can be contributing factors to this (e.g. nature vs nurture idea, genetics etc.) 

From a purely astrological point of view, I am interested in what your year of birth is, that may shed some light into the whole situation

X A Gemini

[readingbetweenthesigns]

The Signs and how they feel about being back at school

“i want to die” *makes a variety of groaning sounds*: Aries Taurus Cancer Leo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces

*takes in deep breath of air* “It’s great to be back!”: Virgo Gemini

[readingbetweenthesigns]

Why I don’t believe in astrological compatibility being the most important aspect of your relationship.

Hi all,

Just wanted to clear up my personal view of this. I don’t think star sign compatibility can be altogether accurate. Just because people aren’t ‘compatible’ with another person shouldn’t be a contributing factor to love and relationships. I just personally think that love is deeper than that, take this from a full-blown 100% Gemini who has a Pisces boyfriend (whose ex is a Cancer lol)

One thing I do believe, however, is that star sign compatibility can be a good indication of how to handle a relationship with somebody else, HOWEVER, this is only if that somebody else matches their star sign, not if they’re like, say, a serious Gemini or an emotional Aquarius...

X A Gemini 

[readingbetweenthesigns]

I have a sun in leo, moon in aquarius, rising in virgo.

Damn ok.

People probably think you’re all “me me me” but really you’re all “you you you.” I can imagine you being a deeply passionate person with a lot of intelligence, but not just book smart man, you are people smart too. But whether it be for your benefit or others, and despite extremely lazy tendencies that you find difficult to overcome, you put your heart into everything you do and value. 

X A Gemini

[readingbetweenthesigns]

I have a pisces sun virgo moon and aries rising can you describe me? :)

Ok so basically you’re like BOOM and everyone is like WOAH and then you’re like how sweet am I and everyone’s like YEAH and then you hit them with the sass and they’re like wtf.

I always am a bit afraid of people with strong Pisces and Aries influences tbh because they are literally different ends of the spectrum. You’re probably a really enthusiastic and exciting person to be around and you’ve got a lot of love, despite the “ain’t gonna let anyone hurt me” front that you put on. But you’re most likely a babe so dw.

X A Gemini

[readingbetweenthesigns]

Can you describe me? I'm a Leo sun, Aries moon, Aquarius rising, and Taurus Lilith.

lol chill. That is all I have to say.

No really, you’re full of life, full of love and a force to be reckoned with. People probably either love you or hate you but what else can you expect with that kind of personality. I expect big things, don’t let me down ;)

X A Gemini