Chris: You wanna do something for me?
Dabin: Does it involve me hugging me a bear?
Dabin: …. Ahhh, I’ll do it anyway, what is it?
Chris: *whispers on Dabin’s ear*
*stares over at Christine*
Me: Oh god. T^T ELI! DID YOU PUT THAT LOCK!? TAEC! G.O! GO PUT KEY’S CLOSET IN FRONT OF THE FRONT DOOR! AND AND AND KEY! EVERYONE! GO PUT THE SHUTTERS UP! BE READY FOR SOMETHING! I’M NOT LIKING DABIN’S SMILE! T^T
Everyone: ARASSEO! ARASSEO! *everyone rushing to do as told*
*While Everyone is doing whatever they don't realize that Dabin & Ukwon are in the room*
Dabin: & This is - this is the living room…. Wow, They really needa clean the place.
Ukwon: But it’s pretty big. I think I might like it here.
Dabin: Yeah. I think you’ll like it here too. I’ve been here once. It’s messy - yet big. Christine’s Ultimate bias room is big & clean - except for Dongho’s room. OMO. It’s like a jungle in there. *Notices Key staring at him* Ohh, Hey Key.
Key: What are you doing here?
Ukwon: Dabin told me that this is my future home.
Key: Want me to hide you somewhere? So that G.O wont kick you out?
Key: Wait, what am I saying!? You’re the dude making those aegyo faces! No! Shoo! I don’t like you! MINHWAN ALREADY IS IN WAR WITH ME! NOT YOU TOO! SHOO!
Dabin: Well lets continue on..
Me: THE FCK!? HOW’D HE GET IN HERE!? ELI! SICK EM’!
Dabin: Yeah. Like Eli can hurt me. We’re cool like that. *Back to Ukwon* So that’s the bathroom. I used that while putting up that back door.
Eli: -.-” Is this why you keep me in your room? As a body guard?
Me: FINE! SEND YOUR PIGEON MINIONS ON HIM! T^T DO ANYTHING!
Dabin: So you’ll be bunking with either Eli hyung or whoever.
Ukwon: Ohkae. So when do I move in?
Dabin: & By never she means as early as possible.
*runs to Dabin with hands out and yelling*
Me: IF YOU DON’T STOP THIS I’M GOING TO CHOKE YOU! T^T
Me: YOU’RE SUCH A TROLL! I HATE YOU! >.
Me: I’M NOT CHRISTINE OR NATSUMI! I HATE YOU! D
Dabin: Well, Ukwon, this is your room. Well since there WAS an odd number in rooms, Char is more likely going to have her whole room renovated so that an extra room will be made, which means you get to bunk with either Minhwan, Key, or Mino. :D
Me: You! Go die in a hole! & You! *points at Ukwon* GO BACK TO YOUR OLD ROOM! T^T
Ukwon: You never put me in a room.
Dabin: You’ll have fun here. They insult each other to show their affection. Like last month, Eli was suppose to…. terminate Dongmin - But really Eli wants him all to himself.
G.O: … What’s he doing here?
Eli: New ultimate bias person.
Me: What do you mean you NEVER had a room? Yes you did! First you were in my bias room, then you shimmied up into semi ultimates. T^T Okaee you understand? Now go back to your old room! T^T
Ukwon: B..butt. Look! They all like me! :D
Eli: Wait what? I never said I liked you. I just tried to get rid of Dongmin, what makes you think I won’t do that to you?
G.O: Wait, did you say NEW ultimate bias person? O.O”
Dabin: Fine. If you all don’t want him here - I’ll just take him to Christine. I’m sure you won’t mind bunking with me. & We all accept & treat each other equally - Most of the time.
Ukwon: Ohkae. Who am I gonna bunk with ?
Dabin: Me of course. Let’s go leave these evil people.
*walks over to my bias room*
Dabin: NEW BIAS COMING THROUGH!!
Dabin: Ya. He doesn’t have anywhere else to go.
Kevin: Kangho. Be nice!! *looks a Ukwon* Come to hyung.
Ukwon: Ohkae. Wow - This place is bigger then Char’s.
Dabin: *closes & puts in security code to activate invisible force field* Yeah. She has a lot of biases. She just finished fixing the place. It’s almost as big as the Ultimate bias room.
Me: WAIT WHAT!? NO UKWON! COME BACK T^T YOU’RE MY BABY! T^T
Eli: You should have made him stay here. -.-“
Eli: Now you’re all miserable. -.-“
Me: But you don’t like him!
Eli: So? I don’t like the other guys in here, but I deal with them.
Eli: Because they make you smile. Just like I do, and I see it a lot bigger when it’s all of us together and you see all of us getting along..
Eli: It doesn’t matter what you THOUGHT, the question is.. Do you want him? Does he make you smile like we all do?
Me: Well… Yeah.. H..He’s the first one I ever kept hitting repeat for..
Eli: Then go take him back! Just make sure he’s not bunking with me! I have to deal with Dongmin already. -.-“
Me: *sigh Okay okay.. He won’t..
Dongmin: Wait! What is that supposed to mean!?
Eli: Shut up. I may have to deal with you, but it doesn’t mean I like you. -.-“
Taec: Do you want us to go get him back?
Mino: He can bunk with meeee :D I don’t think Minhwan would want him.. Neither would Key. I don’t mind cute. He’s like meee! :D
Me: You’re pushing this all Mino. -.-“
Taec, G.O, & Mino: *about to knock on Christine’s door*
G.O: Wait, isn’t there a force field?
Mino: Force what? *about to bite door knob* Food? :D FORCE FOOD! SURE! *shocks*
-Meanwhile, inside Christine bias room-
Youngmin: Hey. Chunji hyung won Music Bank today!!
Youngjae: They did a good job
Dabin: Where’s Christine by the way?
Youngjae: Probably in the ultimate bias room. She’s always there.
Dabin: *takes Ukwon to my ultimate bias room* *knocks*
Taemin: *answers the door* Ohh. Dabin!!!
Dabin: Taemin, Where’s Christine ~?
Taemin: Ohh. She’s in here. Come in. Come In.
Taemin: Lemme go call her. *still stands there* CHRISTINE!! DABIN’S HERE
Chris: Why? *walks out eating food* Ohh. Dabin – Ukwon - What are you doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be in Char’s room?
UKwon: I was… but I felt unwanted since Char almost sent Eli’s bird army & everyone kept yelling & yeah. So Dabin took me here to stay for the night. I might probably go to Natsumi’s room tomorrow - or - I don’t know.
Chris: Awww. *hugs Ukwon* You can stay here - well not stay in my ultimate bias room because we don’t have enough rooms. You can stay at the bias room. I just finished fixing the place today.
Chris: It’s nothing. You go sleep. You must be tired from all the Chaos (CWIDT?? xD) in Char’s room. Dabin go make him eat then sleep.
Dabin: Yes Ma’am. Good Night.
Chris & Taemin: Good night.
*Taec knocking on the door very loudly*
G.O: Hello?! Hello!? Hello!?????
*Mino spazzing on the floor after being shocked*
Taec: Aish this one. -.-” See what you get for eating everything?
G.O: GUISE! OUR MISSION IS TO GET UKWON BACK! NOT MINO! -.-“
Taec: Oh right.. Make as much noise as possible!
G.O, Taec & Mino: HELLO!? CAN YOU HEAR US!? WE’VE COME WITH A MESSAGE FROM CHAR’S ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mino: I thought it was getting tense. -.-“
Dabin: So you’re not staying here tomorrow night ?
UKwon: Yeah. I wanna go to Natsumi’s room. Then Chanel & Nicole’s room if they’d let me. I don’t like violent rooms.
Dabin: Ahhh. *hears loud knocking & looks at peephole & sees Taec* Ughh. It’s the evil people. I should activate the Zombie mode.
Dabin: Yup, Like metal blocks the doors the windows the walls. We had that ever since - we just never used it. I think we have to use it now because I can see Sungmin getting irritated.
Ukwon: That’s so freaking cool. I wonder if Natsumi has one.
Dabin: I wonder too. *activates Zombie mode & now the whole building(s) are covered with steel* *loud knocking stops*
Ukwon: *notices how quiet it is* It’s so quiet.
Dabin: Yup. The beauty of Zombie mode. You should go eat.
Ukwon: Ohh. I already ate though. & I’m still full.
Dabin: Oh – Ohkae. Christine will feed you in the morning then. Go sleep. You have a big day of travel tomorrow.
Ukwon: Ohkae. *goes in Dabin/Hongki’s room; Dabin offers his bed as he takes out an extra mattress*
Dabin: You go sleep first - I’m hungry.
Ukwon: *Nods & sleeps like a baby*
