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men get pegged?

you know this is a twilight blog right

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You’re getting married, right here, right now. ⤷ requested by anonymous

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The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story - “Ascent”

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So I’ve been rewatching/rereading Twilight and I just noticed some interesting things that it “taught” me, looking back at my life and my relationships. Not saying Twilight didn’t also teach me good things but -

Here’s a list of toxic/dangerous ideas Stephenie Meyer implemented into my impressionable, depressed 9 y/o self:

And why maybe I shouldn’t have been allowed to read them at such a young age.

Boys who are snotty/rude to you should be chased after because they probably like you.

You should put yourself in dangerous/life threatening situations if a significant other breaks up with you in order to get them back.

You can expect that “the one” will be a virgin by the time they’re with you.

Getting married right out of high school to your first S/O is admired and you definitely won’t change as a person after high school.

Relationships ultimate goal is sex.

And sex is PERFECT AND LIFE ALTERING AND TRANSCENDENT etc.

Because of that, if S/O doesn’t want sex just make them feel bad until they do.

It’s okay to ditch all your friends and family to be with your S/O.

(Feel free free to add to the list)

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I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

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they’re wHAT NOW

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gals, theY’RE GALS

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male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

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I

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The denial of Edward being ginger and having copper/bronze hair is so big that not only was he depicted as brunette in the Twilight saga, but his equally ginger doppelgänger in Fifty Shades of Grey was also inaccurately cast as a brunette for literally no reason.