SELL, SELL, SELL!

[real-chow-mein]

INTRO POST (INACTIVE)

Hey, hey, hey! Tommy here, to make a profit Er, sell the zones some fresh goods! Everything from Power Pup to real estate, I have it all. Got anything cool? Bring it over, let's make a deal.

TAGS: #Weekly Selection - new goods when op feels like it #Tommy's Deals - Asks

ASSOCIATED WITH: @the-real-gary-levko @the-girl-official @infinity-boy @real-soul-punk @real-kobrakid @real-show-pony @vamosthekilljoy @val--velocity @sheilavontwinkmeister ETC

[the-real-vaya]

Announcement

After some thought, I've decided to leave this roleplay community. It's been issue after issue, and for my mental health, leaving is my best course of action. I wish you all well, and I hope my silly roleplay account brought somebody else as much joy as it did to me. If somebody would like to take up a Vaya blog and continue her story with this group, feel free! We've crafted an amazing universe and storyline and it'd be a shame if it all went to waste. Goodnite.

[real-chow-mein]

This applies to Tommy as well!

[real-chow-mein]

PSA: SHEILA AND TOMMY ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED THAT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE

[real-chow-mein]

@sheilavontwinkmeister We've kept this relationship secret for too long, and I know your dreams of a big, romantic proposal. So, here it is. From the moment you walked into my life, I've loved you. I loved you during our first date, even though you insisted it wasn't a date, our first kiss, our first... escapade. Your hair is like burning flames against the hole in the ozone above you. Your eyes? Topaz. Every hour spent with you is one I could relive again and again and again. Will you do me the honors of being mine forever?

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

Oh Thomas, my love. I would give anything in the world to be with you for eternity. So yes, my dear. Yes.

[real-chow-mein]

I love it when you call me Thomas..

[real-chow-mein]

@sheilavontwinkmeister We've kept this relationship secret for too long, and I know your dreams of a big, romantic proposal. So, here it is. From the moment you walked into my life, I've loved you. I loved you during our first date, even though you insisted it wasn't a date, our first kiss, our first... escapade. Your hair is like burning flames against the hole in the ozone above you. Your eyes? Topaz. Every hour spent with you is one I could relive again and again and again. Will you do me the honors of being mine forever?

[real-chow-mein]

Hey, I have, like, twelve pairs of boots that aren't my size, decent-ish condition. Want them?

Bring them in. Don't expect compensation for them.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

Wild, killjoys like hickies. We’re so in high school.

[real-chow-mein]

S' true.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

I know it’s true.

[real-chow-mein]

Y'know, I was pretty into them, myself. Not anymore, though. He's not here to give 'em anymore.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

Who’s not?

[real-chow-mein]

Almost had me yarning for a second there. No way you're not filing information away for yourself. I think I'll pass on that.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

It’s just a question. Reminisce with me.

[real-chow-mein]

Nope. I saw what you did to that Vaya kid.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

I did nothing to her.

[real-chow-mein]

I went down to visit her the other day. She can barely walk two steps. I'm having to work on getting her some braces.

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

Oh my goodness Tommy. Thank you so much, you're a doll.

[real-chow-mein]

Of course, Shei. Anything for y'all.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

Wild, killjoys like hickies. We’re so in high school.

[real-chow-mein]

S' true.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

I know it’s true.

[real-chow-mein]

Y'know, I was pretty into them, myself. Not anymore, though. He's not here to give 'em anymore.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

Who’s not?

[real-chow-mein]

Almost had me yarning for a second there. No way you're not filing information away for yourself. I think I'll pass on that.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

It’s just a question. Reminisce with me.

[real-chow-mein]

Nope. I saw what you did to that Vaya kid.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

I did nothing to her.

[real-chow-mein]

I went down to visit her the other day. She can barely walk two steps. I'm having to work on getting her some braces.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

Wild, killjoys like hickies. We’re so in high school.

[real-chow-mein]

S' true.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

I know it’s true.

[real-chow-mein]

Y'know, I was pretty into them, myself. Not anymore, though. He's not here to give 'em anymore.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

Who’s not?

[real-chow-mein]

Almost had me yarning for a second there. No way you're not filing information away for yourself. I think I'll pass on that.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

It’s just a question. Reminisce with me.

[real-chow-mein]

Nope. I saw what you did to that Vaya kid.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

Wild, killjoys like hickies. We’re so in high school.

[real-chow-mein]

S' true.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

I know it’s true.

[real-chow-mein]

Y'know, I was pretty into them, myself. Not anymore, though. He's not here to give 'em anymore.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

Who’s not?

[real-chow-mein]

Almost had me yarning for a second there. No way you're not filing information away for yourself. I think I'll pass on that.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

Wild, killjoys like hickies. We’re so in high school.

[real-chow-mein]

S' true.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

I know it’s true.

[real-chow-mein]

Y'know, I was pretty into them, myself. Not anymore, though. He's not here to give 'em anymore.

[betterlivingsurveillance]

Wild, killjoys like hickies. We’re so in high school.

[real-chow-mein]

S' true.

[real-chow-mein]

THOMAS! ARE YOU DATING VAYA?! SHE JUST TOLD ME YOU TWO WERE A THING!

What on earth, Sheila?! I'm old enough to conceive her father! Obviously I am not.

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

That lying brat...

[real-chow-mein]

It seems so.

[real-chow-mein]

THOMAS! ARE YOU DATING VAYA?! SHE JUST TOLD ME YOU TWO WERE A THING!

What on earth, Sheila?! I'm old enough to conceive her father! Obviously I am not.

[real-chow-mein]

THOMAS. WHERE HAS VAYA GONE?! DID SHE TELL YOU ANYTHING??

Woah! Calm down there. No need to full name me. Haven't seen her.

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME, I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES! SHE COULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW! TELL ME WHERE SHE WENT RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I'LL HAVE PUNK BRING HIS DOG OVER!

[real-chow-mein]

I haven't seen her, really!

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

Penny is coming for a visit then.

[real-chow-mein]

If that mutt comes into my store, you won't have a place to live! (his voice is wavering 😭)

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

And if you dont tell me where she went YOU won't have a place to live.

[real-soul-punk]

I will bring her >:(

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

Thank you

[real-chow-mein]

NO. FINE. She went to that old fence bordering the city. Paid me 50 carbons not to snitch.

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

Gimme that 50 back. You don't deserve it, this could be costing her her life.

[real-chow-mein]

Well, you're costing me carbons to house you.

[real-chow-mein]

THOMAS. WHERE HAS VAYA GONE?! DID SHE TELL YOU ANYTHING??

Woah! Calm down there. No need to full name me. Haven't seen her.

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME, I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES! SHE COULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW! TELL ME WHERE SHE WENT RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I'LL HAVE PUNK BRING HIS DOG OVER!

[real-chow-mein]

I haven't seen her, really!

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

Penny is coming for a visit then.

[real-chow-mein]

If that mutt comes into my store, you won't have a place to live! (his voice is wavering 😭)

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

And if you dont tell me where she went YOU won't have a place to live.

[real-soul-punk]

I will bring her >:(

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

Thank you

[real-chow-mein]

NO. FINE. She went to that old fence bordering the city. Paid me 50 carbons not to snitch.

[real-chow-mein]

THOMAS. WHERE HAS VAYA GONE?! DID SHE TELL YOU ANYTHING??

Woah! Calm down there. No need to full name me. Haven't seen her.

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME, I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES! SHE COULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW! TELL ME WHERE SHE WENT RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I'LL HAVE PUNK BRING HIS DOG OVER!

[real-chow-mein]

I haven't seen her, really!

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

Penny is coming for a visit then.

[real-chow-mein]

If that mutt comes into my store, you won't have a place to live! (his voice is wavering 😭)