Soul Punk

[real-soul-punk]

I found a bow tie I am going to make it into a bow for my dog when I am done but I wanted to look nice while I recorded this video here is a video of me singing do nto listen to val velocity i am not drunk he is a loar 🧐⭐️🎱🥸🫥😽🐶🥞💿

[real-soul-punk]

Hi everybody. I know I haven't posted in a while, and I don't know if I'll post after this. I have other music, but nothing I really think is worth sharing. This one doesn't even feel completely right yet, but I feel like you guys still deserve to hear it.

I don't know if the person it's for will hear it, but I hope he does. Crazier things have happened. Bye, everybody. Penny says hi. She liked hearing me play this one for her.

[real-soul-punk]

Happy birthday!!

-pony

thsnks

[real-soul-punk]

haopy birtgsay to me

[the-real-cherri-cola]

(Static and silence for almost thirty seconds before he speaks) Uh. Hey, tumbleweeds. In case you haven't heard by now, Infinity boy was dusted just a few days ago. We're gonna miss him down here- (clears his throat before speaking again, voice shaky) but his shadow's gonna live on down here for as long as the sun shines. We have to keep fighting. Keep living. Keep remembering those who are gone. Keep your guns close.

[blifactnews]

TODAY IS YET ANOTHER SUNNY DAY IN BATTERY CITY! TEMPERATURE IS 72 DEGRESS AT THE MOMENT AND WILL GET DOWN TO AROUND 67 TONIGHT. THERE IS A LIGHT BREEZE AND A 0% CHANCE OF RAIN.

MEANWHILE IN THE ZONES, TEMPERATURES ARE 100+ DEGREES AND NO BREEZE.

IN OTHER NEWS, THE CITY HOSPITAL JUST CURED A CITIZEN'S CHRONIC PAIN! THE CITIZEN SAYS THAT THEY FINALLY CAN FEEL LIFE WITHOUT CONSTANT PAIN. DOCTORS SAY THAT THIS MIRACULOUS ADVANCEMENT WAS DUE TO A SPECIFIC DOSAGE OF STERELAX FOR A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.

ALSO, FASHION HAVEN, THE BIGGEST CLOTHING STORE IN THE CITY, CURRENTLY HAS A 15% DEAL ON ALL WHITE TSHIRTS UNTIL 21:00 GO GRAB THEM WHILE YOU CAN!

FACT NEWS, THE ONLY NEWS

[real-soul-punk]

six seven 😊

[val--velocity]

🤤🤤🤤 that picture of you

I ONLY KNOW ONE GUY WHO USES EMOJIS AND THIS BETTER FUCKING NOT BE FROM HIM

[real-soul-punk]

absolutely not 😧

[real-soul-punk]

punk punk punk you're given 1 million carbons. what do you do with them

Buy Penny and Innie anything they want

[real-soul-punk]

Penny is okay!

[real-soul-punk]

If anyone sees my dog please tell me. Her name is Penny and she has a pink collar.

[infinity-boy]

Play a song from your band

📻 alright. here's something new me and the sun have been working on

[real-soul-punk]

punk how do you sign your name

[real-soul-punk]

YOU AND INFINITY ARE SO CUTE

Thank you! 😊

[real-soul-punk]

punk how do you draw yourself

I’m not very good, sorry!

[witchesmailbox]

Dear Frankie,

holy fucking shit. Sorry. Is it impolite to curse in a letter? Whatever, I already wrote it down, and you’re not going to believe what happened.

me and Pete. Got together. As in we’re dating.

I hope you were sitting down. If you can do that. Frankie, I’m so happy. I didn’t know I could be this happy again. Not that I’m not sad anymore, just.. yeah! Please don’t hate me, okay? I know you probably won’t because you’re so sweet and nice, but I don’t want you ever thinking you were a replacement. Or that he is. Or anything like that! I should’ve sent this a bit ago, I’ve just been holding off because I’m scared you’ll be mad. Someone said some mean stuff to me and I’ve been thinking about it since.

You probably already guessed, so I’ll tell you. It was Val. I’m not letting him see Penny right now which is really hard because she seems to miss him so much. Just like she misses you. I still give her pets from you, don’t worry.

Pete’s sober, and I haven’t been drinking nearly as much, and we’re really happy. My birthday is coming up (not really, but it gives me something to look forward to) and I keep remembering when we spent your birthday together. I want you to know that I love you and miss you more than anything, and I’ll keep sending you updates. all our love, Penny and Patrick

✉️

[real-soul-punk]

having what you want but feeling like you stole it is weird. And even if it was given to you, you still feel like you don't deserve it?

never mind, words haven't ever really been my thing

[real-chow-mein]

THOMAS. WHERE HAS VAYA GONE?! DID SHE TELL YOU ANYTHING??

Woah! Calm down there. No need to full name me. Haven't seen her.

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME, I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES! SHE COULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW! TELL ME WHERE SHE WENT RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I'LL HAVE PUNK BRING HIS DOG OVER!

[real-chow-mein]

I haven't seen her, really!

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

Penny is coming for a visit then.

[real-chow-mein]

If that mutt comes into my store, you won't have a place to live! (his voice is wavering 😭)

[sheilavontwinkmeister]

And if you dont tell me where she went YOU won't have a place to live.

[real-soul-punk]

I will bring her >:(