Jester: *tells the holloway crew about buckingham palace*
Holloway Crew:
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@real-enemy-quotes
Jester: *tells the holloway crew about buckingham palace*
Holloway Crew:
Courtney: How are you feeling?
Brooke: I’ve got a headache that keeps coming back—
DogNut: HEY GUYS
Brooke It’s back again
Paddy: Is it okay if I swear?
Achilleus: Yes, I’ll allow you to swear.
Paddy: F
Achilleus: Yes. go on.
Paddy: I’m nervous.
Jester: why must you attack me with your words?
Shadowman: do you want me to use rocks instead?
Kyle: hey Ed, you asleep yet?
Ed: yes.
Kyle: okay I won’t bother you.
-2 hours later-
Kyle: ... wait a fucking second
here’s ur new alignment chart gays, go fetch
Please, the enemy fandom, just hear me out:
Tea gay: Shadowman
Coffe gay: Jester
Energy Drink gay: Achilleus
Tea bi: Nicola
Coffee bi: Ryan
Energy Drink bi: Brooke
Tea lesbian: Samira
Coffee lesbian: Alishia (how’s it spelled?)
Energy Drink lesbian: Adele
@shortforesmerelda @red-robin-the-fanchild @inourtownofpanem @thepatchworkjester @real-enemy-quotes what do y’all think?
Chris: Honestly I will live in the hogwarts library, I don’t care, I will fight anyone who tries to drag me out
DogNut Hey guys, guess what number I’m thinking of.
Jack: 420?
DogNut No, and that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess and please take this seriously.
Bam: 69?
DogNut: Yeah it was 69
DogNut: I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don't want any judgement or criticism.
Ed: And you came to me?
Just John, in his head, fighting Achilleus: THE ONLY THING ON HIS MIND RIGHT NOW MUST BE THIS FIGHT
Achilleus, in his head: (to the tune of the Ducktales theme song) Life is like a hurricane! Here in! Duckberg!
Freak: Do not underestimate us.
Deke: Our team motto is "maybe we'll get lucky this time"
Shadowman: I saw your photo, and it was love at first sight.
Jester: Wha-
Shadowman: Second sight is fucking disgusting.
You know what, David? You don’t deserve this big toblerone.
Everyone
David: Shadowman never said you two knew each other!
Jester: Yes, I'm not surprised. My very existence seems to embarrass him.
“Jester, you’re alive! That’s unfortunate.”
— Shadowman at their reunion
Chris: you used to spend £68 on hair conditioner?!
Kwanele: A small price to pay for self-esteem, Chris.
Jack: I know you can climb faster than me.
Ed: So what if I can?
Jack: Why do you always let me win?
Ed: You like winning.
Jack: So what do you get out of it?
Ed: I get to see you smile after winning.
Jack, to Bam: He's staring at my ass, isn't he?
Bam, nodding: He's staring at your ass.