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Jester: *tells the holloway crew about buckingham palace*

Holloway Crew:

#get it Bc..... magic man #this was funnier in my head #the enemy series #the enemy #charlie higson #mod a #jester #holloway crew #my roommate is reading the series so I am reliving it so hopefully I post more again lol #source: clone high

Courtney: How are you feeling?

Brooke: I’ve got a headache that keeps coming back—

DogNut: HEY GUYS

Brooke It’s back again

#the enemy series #courtney #brooke #dognut #mod a #source: tumblr

Paddy: Is it okay if I swear?

Achilleus: Yes, I’ll allow you to swear.

Paddy: F

Achilleus: Yes. go on.

Paddy: I’m nervous.

#the enemy series #the enemy #achilleus #paddy #mod a #source: tumblr

Jester: why must you attack me with your words?

Shadowman: do you want me to use rocks instead?

#the enemy series #the enemy #jester #shadowman #source: tumblr #mod a

Kyle: hey Ed, you asleep yet?

Ed: yes.

Kyle: okay I won’t bother you.

-2 hours later-

Kyle: ... wait a fucking second

#OH HEY WE AREN’T DEAD LONG TIME NO SEE #kyle #ed carter #the enemy #the enemy series #charlie higson #mod A #source: tumblr

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here’s ur new alignment chart gays, go fetch

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Please, the enemy fandom, just hear me out:

Tea gay: Shadowman

Coffe gay: Jester

Energy Drink gay: Achilleus

Tea bi: Nicola

Coffee bi: Ryan

Energy Drink bi: Brooke

Tea lesbian: Samira

Coffee lesbian: Alishia (how’s it spelled?)

Energy Drink lesbian: Adele

@shortforesmerelda @red-robin-the-fanchild @inourtownofpanem @thepatchworkjester @real-enemy-quotes what do y’all think?

#This is GOOD #the enemy series #this is mod A and I approve this message #reblog

Chris: Honestly I will live in the hogwarts library, I don’t care, I will fight anyone who tries to drag me out

#the enemy series #chris marker #source: tumblr #mod A

DogNut Hey guys, guess what number I’m thinking of.

Jack: 420?

DogNut No, and that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess and please take this seriously.

Bam: 69?

DogNut: Yeah it was 69

#y’all honestly i don’t remember if I’ve done this one before #the enemy series #dognut #ed carter #bam #source: tumblr #mod A

DogNut: I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don't want any judgement or criticism.

Ed: And you came to me?

#the enemy series #dognut #ed #source: modern family #mod A #I can't believe I just made like four posts after not posting since probably October

Just John, in his head, fighting Achilleus: THE ONLY THING ON HIS MIND RIGHT NOW MUST BE THIS FIGHT

Achilleus, in his head: (to the tune of the Ducktales theme song) Life is like a hurricane! Here in! Duckberg!

#the enemy series #just john #achilleus #source: 50% off #mod A

Freak: Do not underestimate us.

Deke: Our team motto is "maybe we'll get lucky this time"

#the enemy series #freak #deke #source: bob's burgers #mod A

Shadowman: I saw your photo, and it was love at first sight.

Jester: Wha-

Shadowman: Second sight is fucking disgusting.

#the enemy series #shadowman #jester #source: unknown #mod A

You know what, David? You don’t deserve this big toblerone.

Everyone

#the enemy series #david king #source: neo yokio #mod a

David: Shadowman never said you two knew each other!

Jester: Yes, I'm not surprised. My very existence seems to embarrass him.

#the enemy series #david king #jester #shadowman #source: elementary #mod A

“Jester, you’re alive! That’s unfortunate.”

— Shadowman at their reunion

#the enemy series #shadowman #jester #source: elementary #mod A #we’re not dead we just forget about this blog sometimes

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Chris: you used to spend £68 on hair conditioner?!

Kwanele: A small price to pay for self-esteem, Chris.

#THIS FITS SO WELL LMAOO #reblog

Jack: I know you can climb faster than me.

Ed: So what if I can?

Jack: Why do you always let me win?

Ed: You like winning.

Jack: So what do you get out of it?

Ed: I get to see you smile after winning.

Jack, to Bam: He's staring at my ass, isn't he?

Bam, nodding: He's staring at your ass.

#the enemy series #jack #ed carter #bam #source: unknown #mod A #I tried posting this like three times and it wouldn't let me so fingers crossed

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