CEO of grizzco

[real-mr-grizz]

I'm here to announce:

1, Grizzco employees may be entitled to financial compensation

2, Grizzco is celebrating a very successful opening season, there will be a party with mandatory admission

3, I lived, bitch

[real-mr-grizz]

Un-grizz for a sec yall

With the release of splatoon raiders, there will not be any spoiler content on this blog

Additionally, I would like to ask yall to be respectful of that when you reblog or comment on posts, make sure to tag spoilers and be a respectful community member

NOW GET BACK TO WORK

[real-mr-grizz]

NEW EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY

HELP WANTED

My secretary just had a "heart attack" and needs "medical leave" to "recover"

BULLSQUID I SAY

So I fired them, now I need a new secretary.

-> must be able bodied

-> cant complain

-> no overtime pay or benefits

Apply online or in person

[real-mr-grizz]

Please dont use your GrizzCo emails for personal usage

If I get one more notification that an employee has signed up for OnlySquids using an @grizzco.com email im gonna dock everyone's pay

[real-mr-grizz]

Please dont use your GrizzCo emails for personal usage

If I get one more notification that an employee has signed up for OnlySquids using an @grizzco.com email im gonna dock everyone's pay

[real-mr-grizz]

Have you heard the rumors? They say they've found new Salmonids in a new location out at sea

Nah fuck this

Those slimy salmon shitheads have caused me enough trouble

Isn't there anyone else to take care of them

[real-mr-grizz]

Grizzco is proud to announce that we have the highest number of LGBTQ+ employees put of any corporation in the greater inkopolis area.

As per usually, you can bring your gay license or whatever to the concession for a free small drink.

[real-mr-grizz]

hey man is this ship canon

Yeah becuase im single handedly fucking it up

[thesnazzysharky]

I wonder what the devs will cook up for the antagonist in Raiders

[real-mr-grizz]

This is propaganda im not depressed and lonely I have tons of cool bear friends

[real-mr-grizz]

We here at Grizzco from a different version of your world suggest this:

Try keeping corrupt business practices under the radar of the public, and put any legal stuff that might be concerning in really small hard to read text.

Sincerely, Grizzco industries and Mr. Grizz

Dude your universe sound lame as shit

Here I can say whatever the hell i want and I'll still have everyone begging me for jobs, and I get to dangle it in front of their faces, they're so helpless and pathetic.

I rule the corporate world and do as I please.

[real-mr-grizz]

mr griz can i keep da grizzco dualies

A single ounce of the ink that comes from those dualies is worth more than your pathetic life.

Hard no

[real-mr-grizz]

Making an executive decision to stop hiring FREAKS.

IF I HAVE TO SEND OUT ANOTHER CLEANING CREW TO CLEAN "INK" IM GOING TO START SENDING PEOPLE OUT IN CANNONS

[real-mr-grizz]

LET ME OUT OF THE HELICOPTER!!! I'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR 3 HOURS NOW

Wait for the maintenance team. They come to clean the heli's every other week (if I don't fire them first)

[real-mr-grizz]

Can we finally get bronze scales ik capsules??? it's been three biajillion years please 3:

Honestly the capsule rewards are just junk i find left in the lockers of "terminated" employees

[real-mr-grizz]

Can I get a day off on my birthday please 🥺 (it's on the 7th)

No. However you may receive a free voucher for 50% off any vending machine drink in the lounge

[real-mr-grizz]

Mr grizz sir I have bitten a salmanoid

I do it all the time, you get a thirst for it...

Oh you should probably make sure you have all your shots they're often infected

[real-mr-grizz]

Yhe lesbians locked us out of the chopper so thry can make out... AGAIN

Permission to use a bazooka?

Reminder that the choppers are for company use only

... and yes you can use the bazooka or whatever