Niki3 > Used to be an ordinary if lonely squid kid. Only battles I knew were games and school. Do nothing but battle nowadays, since the sisters made me their new captain. They'd take it themselves but I don't think they want to be reminded of their age...
Niki3 > Little reason to get back to the city. Can't do that AND protect it from the Army. This weird sanitization burn doesn't help. However, Agents 4 and 8've been pulling me back in. Its been a relaxing experience, though my trigger finger keeps itching. Especially when Neo's near. Impressive kid but I don't get Tableturf.
Niki3 > Fashion? Eh, I just throw on a good jacket. But that just causes 4 and Neo's dress ups. Gives 8 an excuse to do some washing. Her clothes and mine.
Ema (Agent 4)
Ema2Much > Well, lots of people call me a city girl. I love eating at the freshest places and buying all the freshest clothes. Bad habit but like, YOLO, am I right?
Ema2Much > Auntie Marie says I need to visit more. I wish I could but I've been, like, WAY too busy with school, my socials. And the crew and I hang out PLENTY! Just not at work, if you can call it that. Sorry, auntie, but where's my pay?
Ema2Much > OK, I LOVE colorful and cute clothes! My closet is filled to the BRIM! Also, cosplay! Actually made some myself. Not all of them, material's expensive...
Seashell (Agent 8)
cshel > Sorry for my inkling. Small inkling. I like being away from Octarian Army. Inkopolis have a really nice people. Ema is my nice…apartment friend? 3 is very cute. My heart is swimming. ‘Rina and Pearlie are smart teachers. ‘Rina is a big sister to me. We speak Octarian! Pearlie is a very little sister. Shh! Do not tell her! It is the joke!
cshel > I enjoy peace. No battles, thank you! I fight for my friends only! They bring me here, to my new home. Thank you! Pio is my new friend. NOT from Army.
cshel > These clothes are soft and comfy. I like nature and nature clothes. The poncho is bubbles and suctions! I like it very much. It is from a store…I have no words now. Peace, peace!
Pio (Neo Agent 3)
NeoPio > Grew up in the Splatlands salvagin’ for parts. Most food I could afford was the convenient and fast stuff. More the latter when Smallfry came. Found the lil' rascal eatin’ my scraps. Thought it was desperate, so I got it what I get when I get desperate... Junked junk food. And junked junk.
NeoPio > Speakin’ 'bout junk, that’s how I got drawn into this agent stuff. Some old geezer kept leerin’ at me! Went tell him off but turned out he just wanted to offer me gig! And while we don’t get a real pay, the company sure are nice people! Lot of girls, for some reason...?"
NeoPio > I try to look fresh whenever I can. Which is all the time~ Anything that really shows off my figure. Hey, you got it, you gotta flaunt it!
i cant believe nobody talks about this emotionally compelling line by big man. like he just drops this truthful banger and everyone completely ignores it
