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I should also mention that they found a new divine. One who's stronger than Akatosh. Some say it's the creator of not only Akatosh and the aedra, but also the void and Sithis. They call him Godd Howard. To him, we are nought but scribbles of "code," sets of commands that tell us who and what we are, on a "monitor," a box of metal, which is the way he peers through this world and into our "code"
We've gotten a lot of questions about it, so i guess we should tell y'all, but the reason we say "Must've been the wind" over here in skyrim after we kill someone is because it was customary that after someone was killed, they would be cremated and threw into the wind.
The ten divines, led by Godd Howard, proclaimed that even though the practice had fallen out of practice by the time of the oblivion crisis, we should continue saying the phrase as a piece of respect for warriors fallen in battle.
I was just walking around the marketplace and my clothes and armour and weapons disappeared.
Wait. Why do I have a sweet roll now???
I was wandering around whiterun for my patrol, and near the city, there's a giant camp. When I got near the giant camp, I shit you not a fucking dragon went down and tried to kill them but one of the giants managed to ride it.
God I love this job.
sorry what
That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:
(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])
THE TIME HAS COME
he is here
Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT
REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S
Holy shit it's akatosh
I'm bored. I'm gonna ask the dragonborn if he can fus ro dah me for fun.
Hospital.
I'm bored. I'm gonna ask the dragonborn if he can fus ro dah me for fun.
Okay, just the hell of it, I decided to go postal like how the dragonborn does. Fuckin' swinging my sword at anything that moves and shooting my bow at things I can't reach with my sword, and damn. It is fun. I'll probably die, but...
#worthit
Man, this dragonborn motherfucker is weird as hell.
There were some bandits attacking our city. A few clans banding together, i think. Nothing much, but the dragonborn got beat up. I think he was on the brink of death.
I shit you not, this fucker, this strange bastard pulls a dinner table out of his ass and eats a 10-star meal in the blink of an eye, and suddenly? He's fine.
Like... what the fuck?????
After Helgen was attacked by Alduin, its rubble was taken over by a bandit clan, and even though it's in Falkreath hold, Siddgeir isn't doing shit about it.
The bandits, though, they've recently been arming themselves for something. A guard wandered a bit too far and came too close to Helgen and alerted the bandits. He was chased by dozens wielding full plated steel armor and orcish weaponry.
Now Jarl Ballin' is worried that they're gonna try to mount an attack on riverwood or Falkreath, so he's asked the Dragonborn to lead a bunch of us guards over there to wipe out that camp.
I just hope I don't get killed.
Man, Winterhold still exists? We all know that shithole has only like 5 civilians. Might as well just give 'em to Eastmarch, which'd probably be a good thing for the poor bastards living there.
Man, this civil war is a load of bullshit. Both of the sides are playing into the thalmor's hands.
Ulfric is making the empire weaker, and they're already pretty damn weak after the war with the thalmor, which means the thalmor could easily overrun them.
The empire is playing into the thalmor's hands by giving into their demands relating to Talos and such. I know it was a part of the White-Gold Concordat, which really wasn't a thing they could negotiate on, but mannnn... they could atleast not enforce it that much, or try to keep fighting.
Legitimately, if both sides just agreed that the Thalmor are the problem here, they'd both very quickly solve the problem.
Fuckin' idiots, the whole lot of them. I'm glad Jarl Ballin' has stayed out of this stupid conflict.
Apparently, the new "genius" in the College of Winterhold is the Dragonborn. Apparently, he's now the archmage now.
What the fuck happened while he was in Winterhold???? But either THAT'S MAH FUCKIN' BOY!!!!!!!!!1!1111!!!!!!!!!
I keep hearing talk in the guard group chat from the Winterhold Guard about some new dude who joined the college of winterhold. Apparently, he's like a magical genius, but i doubt he could hold the candle to the Dragonborn.
Man, Fralia Grey-Mane is pissing me off. Your son went to a THALMOR PRISON BECAUSE HE WAS A STORMCLOAK, what the FUCK DO YOU EXPECT US TO DO YOU WRINKLY OLD HAG!!!!!!1!1!1!!!! he is DEAD and IN THE GROUND AS FAR AS WE KNOW. we COULDN'T DO SHIT
I just got an actual report from Belethor about the dragonborn. Apparently, he literally stole Belethor's sweet roll. I don't care because of the joke us guardsmen have, but my buddies were pissed and tried to arrest him.
The dragonborn, understandably laughed at them, and resisted arrest, and my stupid fucking buddies tried to stab him to death. For a sweet roll.
The walking dragon-god that is the dragonborn literally turned their skin to ash and blew it into the wind.
Now the poor bastard that is Danica Pure-Spring (talos bless her, we need more people like her) is even more overworked than she already was with the civil war, because now she's trying to get them to regrow their skin.
Why am I the only guard with a fucking brain around here?
Fuck me, man. A dragon just came down in the centre of town and snatched up Carlotta. Now I've been sent off with the dragonborn to help him kill it and rescue her, but man, I ain't ready to do this shit. I've never even left this shitty town.
