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❛ whatever you’re going to ask, the answer is no ! ❜ › @engimae ( 💬 )

#engimae

❛ ---- why did you scream like that ? ❜ › @satansmagic ( 💬 )

#satansmagic

❛ do you think he crashed the car on purpose ? ❜ › @brenheir ( 💬 )

#brenheir

justanotherrpmeme

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#sr /

summersblood

#also a joyce mood and i feel like i rb'd this on her already :/#img.#re. abby #chara study.

❛ you got a package for me ? ❜ › @destroycastle ( 💬 )

#destroycastle

justanotherrpmeme

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#im at work rn so i cant read ppls rules and stuff but i Will when im . u know . home #meme.#i also have those dumb opens ig

bidoctor

gif request meme | anon asked: santa clarita diet + favorite brotp

#img.#re. eric #:-)

scd rp comm : doesn’t exist me : joel is jst a man ,,, Just a Realtor , who smokes pot & also has to occasionally kill people so his wife can eat because he loves her very much ,,, hes just a Man & a Father , he can fit in any fandom

#he helped the byers sell their house im calling it now

❛ i’m not with the government. i just need your help. ❜ › open.

#last one i promise #open.

❛ i'm sorry, i was thinking about how handsome i am. --- what ? ❜ › open.

#no i dont expect any of these to get responses but i love joel and he has s #*some great quotes ... tho obvs most of them are about killing ppl :/#out of context joel is a blast tbh #open.

❛ yeah. there's a lot about this that isn’t ideal. ❜ › open.

#open.

jamieleecvrtis

Think about how bad things seemed for us yesterday. We were about to lose everything!

#img.#chara study.#(: anyway #ok im going to work and ill probably cry a lot but ill be around at some point #pls send me memes or plot w me or smth

act casual.

#i hate him i really do .......#also ik this is a screencap so u cant tell but sheila like. smiles FAR earlier than joel can manage to 'look normal'#and it makes me giggle every time cause shes just grinning and he looks so freaked out #img.#re. sheila #blood /

joel is 51 & tbh i just think that’s really sexy of him

#u know ..... bc the average age of a tumblr rp chara is like ......... idk . 19

inkmemesarchive

last podcast on the left sentence starters, pt 4 ↪ taken from various episodes. alter as you see fit

“thank god i have this pen.”

“it made him a glass person.”

“yes you’re half-devil, but everyone will cater to your every whim!”

“i used to drink milk through my nose.”

“kids loved it!”

“you’re weird, [name].”

“mother needs to be calmed down.”

“kick his ass! kick his ass, ma!”

“they remind me of villains from a stephen king novel.”

“I’m not too drunk to run!”

“you need to watch ‘great british bake-off!”

“i only hope his defence attorney was tim allen turning into a dog.”

“okay, now say it again but with marbles in your mouth.”

“johnny sellars has lived with jessie trudy and james judy, but james judy had picked up a bad drug habit, which caused trudy to leave judy and run into the arms of johnny.”

“if he was just, like, 4 iq points higher, he’d be selling herbalife.”

“it was like the mob … except really stupid and really dirty.”

“aw, i should have killed you when i had the chance!”

“that’s my song and i’m sticking to it.”

“that’s a fair use, i guess.”

“what an idiot.”

“it’s so stupid.”

“when i go on vacation i’ll take, like, a rock from where we went 'cause it’s a fun memory.”

“every time i give a gift of jewelry, i forward on the email receipt - let them know i bought it.”

“that is very rude.”

“that’s gonna scare cats.”

“i was just thinking about that the other day!”