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me: are u ready for the test today

friend: OH NO THE TEST

friend: I FORGOT ABOUT THE TEST

friend: I DIDNT EVEN STUDY OM G

friend: IM GOING TO FAIL SO HARD

friend: *gets 120%*

"No, you don’t understand…there is nothing like real Greek yogurt. From Greece. Everything they try to sell in America is just shit."

Sophomore Classical Studies Major submitted by anonymous

*prints this out to stick on car*

When u know u can get your friends into a frat party bc u lookin fine that night nd u just lead the way like

When u rollin off campus for the weekend nd u see all the peasants on the sidewalk

When u ready to go out witcha ladies nd u know u lookin like queen b

When all the girls at your school only wear Southern Tide, Vineyard Vines and Lily Pulitzer. :-)

When you pass a cute boy walking to class n u just

When you need to go number two but your suite mates are in the shower. (aka u tryna to not be rude)

When ya professor tells gives you a test the day after halloweekend...

Collegefession #3: You don't owe anyone anything. Don't forget that.

Collegefession #2: about to meet up with first tindr match on campus??

Collegefession #1: I got my period and for the first time forever, I was ecstatic.

Me moving into college dorm that shares a bathroom with 7 other girls: "So, uh, who's gonna be the first one to christen the toilet, eh?"

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

I need money, sex and food probably.