OKAY OKAY itās 1 pm in my country and i have school tomorrow ( yes i have school on Sunday) but HEAR ME OUT
So imagine Damian after telling bruce that he wants to be a Doctor and study medicine and some shits but thinking ā but the family legacy arenāt we all vigilantes with so many issues ā but itās not zmxhkdkg idkk here how i imagine this convo will go like
Damian: Father I came to conclusion and i donāt want to do this anymore
Bruce: do what?
Damian: i think i want to be a Doctor
Bruceā stunned to speak, mouth open ā : A what?
Damian: A Doc-tor, god youāre getting so old.. but also i think Iām ruining the legacy and our family thing the fighting crime and stuff
Bruce: SON I AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR HAVING A NORMAL GOALS UNLIKE YOUR SIBLINGS ESPECIALLY YOUR OLDER SIBLING
Damian: you mean jason?
Bruce: oh no no no not jason i mean RICHARD
Damian: ???
Jasonāout of absolutely nowhere, mouth filled with foodā: oh yeah that bitch snuck to the batcave figured out Bruceās identity and started to whine about joining him EVERY SINGLE DAY like if i were Bruce Iād throw him out of the window
Damian: wha??
Jason: yeah Robin wasnāt meant to be a legacy he got fired took his place and started a suffering curse to this mantle , and after almost all of us left the robin mantle we became our own vigilantes
Damian: impressed? Well anyway i want to become a Doctor like my grandfather Thomas Wayne.
The End āwith glitter and stuff ā
Oh Marshall you fucking larperšš









