Yaoi too

everything i say is a lie, including this. 27, libra, they/it, minor, she/her, tgirl, lesbian and fraysexual, adult, demisexual non binary, in my early 20s, yaoi hater, Homestuck fan, pansexual demiaroace, about 45 years old, I LOVE YAOI, cisgender, bisexual, what the fuck is a "car cat"??? fuck yuri, autistic fuck machine, trans man, wiccan, omnisexual aroace, i hooked my brain up to the internet specifically to consume more porn, satanist, agender, he/him only please, transgender, I love yuri, it/its, anti pornography, 37yo, I don't know what Homestuck is and I don't know why people keep talking to me about it, unapologetically pro pornography, christian, virgin for life #celibacy, astrology nerd, 🌞♋🌝♉⬆️♎, 19 yo, atheist, gay man, ftm, and alloace, I fucked your dad, ask me about kinky porn, aradia kinnie, DNI

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she/her rfk jr

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when shes a ten but she breaks your dick :/

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the woke left wants you to sub for italians

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i left farts in your bed if you want some

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Wow thats a lot of flesh where there shouldn't be flesh! Who did this?

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back in my day we didn't *need* shields. not until they added those freaking skeletons.

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they've decided racism is genetic and also qualifies as a disability legally.

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if you've ever used the 📓 emoji there's a good chance you're a fascist

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she laughed at someone else's joke. I must find them an dkill them. only I can make her laugh >:(

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mold so old I could call it mommy

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sand in your foreskin

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don't let anyone tell you how to trigger tag your posts, and if they do just kill them.

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I have to poop but then *he* will win, and I can't allow that.

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they don't tell you how fuckable forks are, they don't want you to know.

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keep an eye on the local stray cats. I do not trust them

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straight male fujoshis exist and they're one of the most oppressed classes

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PUT. A. RED. HOT. METAL. PIPE. IN. YOUR. URETHRA. NOW!!!!