Yaoi too

everything i say is a lie, including this. 27, libra, they/it, minor, she/her, tgirl, lesbian and fraysexual, adult, demisexual non binary, in my early 20s, yaoi hater, Homestuck fan, pansexual demiaroace, about 45 years old, I LOVE YAOI, cisgender, bisexual, what the fuck is a "car cat"??? fuck yuri, autistic fuck machine, trans man, wiccan, omnisexual aroace, i hooked my brain up to the internet specifically to consume more porn, satanist, agender, he/him only please, transgender, I love yuri, it/its, anti pornography, 37yo, I don't know what Homestuck is and I don't know why people keep talking to me about it, unapologetically pro pornography, christian, virgin for life #celibacy, astrology nerd, 🌞♋🌝♉⬆️♎, 19 yo, atheist, gay man, ftm, and alloace, I fucked your dad, ask me about kinky porn, aradia kinnie, DNI

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the woke left wants you to sub for italians

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i left farts in your bed if you want some

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Wow thats a lot of flesh where there shouldn't be flesh! Who did this?

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back in my day we didn't *need* shields. not until they added those freaking skeletons.

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they've decided racism is genetic and also qualifies as a disability legally.

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if you've ever used the 📓 emoji there's a good chance you're a fascist

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she laughed at someone else's joke. I must find them an dkill them. only I can make her laugh >:(

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mold so old I could call it mommy

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sand in your foreskin

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don't let anyone tell you how to trigger tag your posts, and if they do just kill them.

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I have to poop but then *he* will win, and I can't allow that.

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they don't tell you how fuckable forks are, they don't want you to know.

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keep an eye on the local stray cats. I do not trust them

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straight male fujoshis exist and they're one of the most oppressed classes

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PUT. A. RED. HOT. METAL. PIPE. IN. YOUR. URETHRA. NOW!!!!

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They have me in a lab right now and they're taking away my Tylenol and studying my brain please get me out of here

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The reason they think Tylenol causes autism is bc of how autistic and how much Tylenol I've been consuming. Just because my autism level can't be ranked by modern medicine and I'm consuming an entire bottle of Tylenol a day does NOT MEAN IT CAUSES AUTISM!!!!