unreturning

remy, 20↑, he/she/they genderfluid + bisexual me and the guys at the gym making biscuits on each other and meowing

[bunniope]

becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

[jungwildeandfree]

oh! here you go

[bunniope]

YOOOO

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[eon-of-axolotls]

[kragehund-est]

it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

[theendingofthewordsisalmsivi]

"Skyrim combat sucks" "Oblivion is worse!" "Morrowind is worst combat"

Friends. Enemies. Darlings. All elder scrolls games are bad. They are bad games. You do not play them for combat, you play them to make a fucked up character and imagine if the writing was better. Do not concern yourself with swinging a sword.

[theendingofthewordsisalmsivi]

The Elder Scrolls is a vehicle for fanfiction first, source of inane bitching with friends second, and video game franchise as a distant third.

[t4timekeeper]

characters being forced to act in ways that are contrary to their true nature until it slowly eats them alive voted song of the summer

[wordfather]

do you fuck with my unwritten story

[wordfather]

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

[log6]

I feel bad for a lot of women who only discover how useless their husbands are once they have kids

[duncebento]

all of the tags saying this is in impossible scenario for a smart woman are working for free to ease the lives of men who feel entitled to domestic labor😁 furthermore, i want even DUMB women to be free and uncoerced!!!

[twistedhellknight52]

It nearly fuckeing, chrastmas *Does the harlam shake with all my favorite anime and videogame, characters*

[ilynpilled]

im getting p sick and tired of the tragic villain archetype of straw man revolutionary lol

[ilynpilled]

villain is kind of based and has some points so they will kick puppies and contradict themselves and be incoherent and inconsistent while acting like a delusional hypocritical tyrannical savior blinded by hatred and prejudice and trauma on top of the innocent corpses and the distorted revolutionary violence to ante up the “u r becoming the thing that u fought against…tragic” so we can in good conscience reject them and their points and methods and ideology and implicitly treat it as inevitably bound to go too far extremism that will destroy instead of create and will just tragically feed into what they were the victims of and seemingly wanted to defeat in the first place and in doing so tacitly valorize pacifism and liberal idealism

[ilynpilled]

and then it becomes this torturous conversation of “but how can u call x right or x an *insert* when xyz” and like no shit. that is what i mean by straw man revolutionary. they are a fictional character not a real person that just spawned from the ether, their actions, intentions, and their writing (the xyz u can point to) reflect the politics of the ppl who wrote the damn thing, and what they r saying with the damn thing, so the politics of the damn thing. that is the version of a revolutionary that they depict, and that is what the discussion is about here. when ppl highlight this they r not agreeing with the characters as they r (unless they do bc we r having a fucking moron off and properly criticizing fiction and identifying the root issues is a hellish task) they r just highlighting how they r depicted and what the politics behind such a depiction and framing is

[eternalgirlscout]

it's always tragic when fandom universally decides one member of the m/m ship du jour is The Top and the other is The Bottom. like first of all i need a nutritiously balanced diet. you're giving me yaoi scurvy. but it's doubly tragic when, if we accept this hypothetical world without switches, they're wrong about who would be topping whom

[eternalgirlscout]

people have started misinterpreting me in the notes so to clarify: i'm not complaining about individual authors writing characters with preferences about what sex acts they want to perform. i'm saying when there is an obvious consensus across dozens of different fic authors that they are having penetrative sex and one guy always tops and one guy always bottoms based on nothing but vibes, that doesn't happen in a vacuum and often betrays a certain reading of the characters that i sometimes disagree with. anyway thank you all for enjoying the phrase "yaoi scurvy" i'm very proud of it

[bplr]

[junglejim4322]

Ocd grindset

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

I LOVE MY THE CHARACTER

[woodmeat]

Care if an ace bean gets a little racial in your DM’s?

What the hell are yall saying yo me lately? Im getting fucking mad

[crazysodomite]

[midasgutz]

making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

[dailycatsblog]

[memorycycle]

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

[rosetower]

this post always makes me so emo... here's me next to my ceiling fan that i turned off for the first time in months to draw

[memorycycle]

stop reblogging this post without the art this is the only version that exists now