welcome

samira | 26 | muslim | scarborough

[charliecornwalls]

The Librarians: The Next Chapter | And the Recipe for Disaster

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[academy-x]

if i was on the xmen and magneto was saying "im gonna kill all world leaders unless they destroy all their nuclear weapons.... and then i will take over the world" then i would simply wait to stop him until he got done with the first thing

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[sapphireh3arts]

btw we're at the "cops use ai to invent evidence against you" level

[hyenaswine]

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

[hyenaswine]

this is true, but it is not bioessentialist. both cis & trans men WILL see a mouse & eat it. this is because it is in their best interest to eat mice. they benefit from eating mice. this is essential to their class position, not their biological makeup.

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[raptorials]

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

[candytreedepartment]

me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens

[apricops]

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

[hyumjim]

We can try and invent discourse as a joke all we want but nothing will compare to the real home grown takes on here such as hating landfillslop consumerism is actually Catholic

[achillesinhighheels]

[bruzum]

[kushblazer666]

[thecryptkeeper]

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[hungwy]