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DO MATH, NOT METH.

#( okay so. ivy is now over there.#with a different name ! because i was rly uncomfortable w/ this blog #so she's basically a regular oc now ! very loosely based on myself )#self promo.

sleevesofgrass

he loved me too soon, and i loved him too late

what i would say now if someone asked me about the story of us /// the-poetic-broken-masterpiece (via thesocietyofpoets)

#( gr8 wondeful break my heart )#❛ best friends with my doubt. —— ( inner. )

maliagifs

#queue.#❛ my bones are brittle ; they threaten to break each time i cannot breathe. —— ( visage. )

frontseatpocket

#queue.#❛ my bones are brittle ; they threaten to break each time i cannot breathe. —— ( visage. )

privatejerk-blog

❛ you never wanted your life to be this. with your clenched jaw, bruised knuckles & ash-filled lungs, you keep trying not to hate what you’ve turned into. you hit the wall, HARD, meet the bottom of the bottle, along the familiar burn of alcohol, & still, nothing helps. there’s a lump in your throat the shape of a fist & you can’t shake the feeling that it’ll never be GONE. —— maybe they were right. you were damned from the start.

#( lis ten.#i have no explanation #jason has been a thing for a while but i j ust finished his bio n shit #love me over there or u know w/e )#self promo.

improvisings

#queue.#❛ watch this ; they said. it won’t hurt ; they said. —— ( likes. )#❛ there's a constant buzzing in my ears. —— ( aesthetic. )

lovehigher

me? suffering? all the time

#queue.#( b ea utiful )#❛ 82% possibility of being a sociopath. —— ( isms. )

rockmusicdaily-blog

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#queue.#❛ it’s my jam ! —— ( tunes. )#( h ell a )

lyricscity

Sara Bareilles - She Used To Be Mine

#queue.#❛ a heart that beats with a thousand fragmented shades of love. —— ( introduction. )

jorenob-deactivated20180318

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AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long

#queue.#❛ it’s my jam ! —— ( tunes. )

aniiimo-blog

psa: if you ever send me a meme && i don’t answer it, it’s never because i’ve seen it && gone “oh, it’s them”. if i can’t think of a response to a meme right away, i usually keep it in my inbox, or save it to my drafts, && then wait until i get an idea to answer it. or sometimes if i just can’t think of anything at all, or a few people sent in the same one ( sentence memes ) and i can’t think of enough ways to make each unique, then i’ll just end up deleting it. but that never means i don’t want to roleplay with you, or that you can never send another meme in, or ask to thread. just so you buttercups know !!

#queue.#psa.

fuckthiswrld

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#queue.#( ! ! ! ya aas )#❛ it’s my jam ! —— ( tunes. )

acciolilycollins-deactivated201

#queue.#❛ my bones are brittle ; they threaten to break each time i cannot breathe. —— ( visage. )

realteenwolf

Malia Tate appreciation post

#( my child )#❛ my bones are brittle ; they threaten to break each time i cannot breathe. —— ( visage. )

komiksans

shit my teachers have said

sometimes going to school is worth it.

❛ okey, you press that button & i’m just going to stand way over here. ❜

❛ i could go slower, but i don’t want to. ❜

❛ i’m glad you’re entertained. that’s very important to me. now shut up. ❜

❛ you have six seconds to answer & tell them to shut their phone. ❜

❛ oh, that’s nice. i’ve always wanted an iphone. could’ve at least fixed the screen, though. ❜

❛ hang on, i think my pizza rolls are on fire. ❜

❛ OUT, GET OUT, THE MICROWAVE CAUGHT ON FIRE! ❜

❛ who wants to jump out of the window for me? it’s for an experiment. ❜

❛ what did you draw for me? ❜

❛ i thought people drew dicks on tables only in fifth grade. ❜

❛ DON’T AIM FOR URANUS. ❜

❛ can you hold my gun for a second? ❜

❛ it was not my intention to shoot you. ❜

❛ you laughed, i didn’t, did you notice that? ❜

❛ the angle doesn’t matter, does it? ❜

❛ oh, yes, because heaven forbid people start kissing. ❜

❛ as everyone knows, kissing leads to sex. ❜

❛ oh no! a boob! whatever are we going to do!? ❜

❛ what are you—five? ❜

❛ how do you accidentally fall out of a plane? ❜

❛ congratulations, you just killed everyone. ❜

❛ THIS IS NOT A DRILL. it’s a screwdriver. ❜

❛ don’t be rude. share your gummy bears. ❜

❛ you can’t substitute water with spit. that’s just gross. ❜

❛ you can totally make a bowling ball out of feathers. ❜

*SCREAM OF TERROR*

❛ bless your ass out of here. ❜

❛ don’t give me any of that cheap stuff. ❜

❛ jesus can’t help you now. ❜

❛ i refuse to believe you’re that stupid. ❜

❛ i am done with your sarcastic attitude. ❜

❛ the only excuse for not coming is dying. ❜

❛ the only size that matters is the size of the statue. ❜

❛ i don’t get paid enough to deal with this. ❜

❛ don’t cry, you’re an ugly crier. ❜

#b eautiful #meme.

livelxng-blog

give me a first date. give me going to a small town carnival and my muse winning your muse a giant stuffed bear (or your muse showing up my muse and winning them a giant bear). give me going on the ferris wheel and my muse rocking the chair while yours begs them to stop. givE ME WALKING THROUGH A CORNY HAUNTED HOUSE HOLDING HANDS AND EVEN THOUGH The scares are predictable and noT scaRY YOUR MUSE STILL SQUEEZES MY MUSES HAND AND SUBCONSCIOUSLY MOVES CLOSER PLEASE.

#( c ryin )#wishlist.

shelleyhennigsource

I know you wanna go to heaven but you’re human tonight

#queue.#❛ my bones are brittle ; they threaten to break each time i cannot breathe. —— ( visage. )#❛ best friends with my doubt. —— ( inner. )

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