Distraction Machine

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[imadoctornotanescalator]

DS9 Textposts pt 111-???

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[bluerscarf]

there’s a learning curve for telepathic communication i thinks

[ilywtf]

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"

[reallyamerica]

pro tip if you burn the fuck out of your finger your can distract from the pain by fucking your wife

[veikomustdie]

want to listen?

[tum-ano]

[meanbossart]

Giggly Czechs

[sasha-on-the-side]

Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

[8-bitfiction]

[patheticwhimsy]

woke up feeling very i wish i weren’t alive during these times. where’s gandalf to tell me “same but you’re being a little bitch about it so go do some good” or however the quote goes

[doitbuckley]

[a-wizard]

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

[jackabbot]

[wiigiwaamcore]

Wait I have a real version of this

THOSE ARE ALL REAL WEBSITES

[dragonologist-phd]

the thing about heavy handed symbolism is that sometimes. it's fun.

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[ouroborosorder]

”there’s no glory in suffering” and “sometimes the effort is the point” are two ideas that co-exist but god damn if I can ever tell when’s the time for which

[reallyamerica]

my wife privilege is that I like their dnd character so much I asked them if I could write fanfic about him (implying porn) and then wrote porn but porn that ended with emphasizing his ongoing existential crisis and denial of his feelings for a man he swore revenge on for petty reasons and then realized that that was a bit much and my heart is light because they read it and kicked their feet and shrieked