It Was A Pretty Good Bad Idea, Wasn’t It Though?

Come one, come all! It’s a shitpost extravaganza! Submissions welcome.

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Harry Potter AU where Sirius doesn’t die at the Department of Mysteries but instead dies from contracting rabies after oh idk, eating fucking rats

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Harry Potter AU where Wizards are so far removed from muggle society that magical creatures are actually far more commonplace and most regular animals are actually seen as rarities. Therefore, Hagrid now raises Completely Normal Animals. He is still widely regarded as a basket case but just imagine all the comedic potential

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Harry Potter AU where it’s an awkward family dinner at Olive Garden

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Harry Potter AU where the characters are all part of an incredibly large and weird family who actually get along, they’re just playing a DnD campaign where the book characters are loosely based on them and all the family drama is blown widely out of proportion for the plot

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Harry Potter au where Luna discovers glitter

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Harry Potter au where every adult wizard’s reading and writing skills reflects the fact that they stopped learning grammar at 11

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Harry Potter AU where Snape is a clown oh wait

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Harr Potter AU where the final battle is just Harry and Voldemort playing a round of Connect 4

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Harry Potter au where everything Dumbledore says has been put through several layers of Google Translate

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Harry Potter au where Umbridge makes the kids take Fitnessgram Pacer Test

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Harry Potter au where there’s a hex that makes you speak in Animal Crossing gibberish

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Harry Potter au where your patronus is just. randomized.

Hermione’s is a fat bear that doesn’t really do much. Harry’s is a fruit fly you can barely see. Ron’s is just a used napkin

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Harry Potter au where when Ron learns about Harry being locked up and fed through a catflap he tells an adult smart enough to CALL THE FUCKING POLICE

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Harry Potter au where Nargles can see Snape but they’re too embarrassed to admit it

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Harry Potter au where it’s Cajun flavored and they practice Voodoo down in the Bayou. Follow the adventures of Barry (Boudreaux) Patin as he navigates the whacky wizarding world one enchanted gator at a time.

Bonus:

“BOUDREAUX DIDJA PUT YAH NAME IN DA GOBLET OF TABASCO”

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Harry Potter au where Parseltongue is replaced with beatboxing

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Harry Potter au where Lupin is bitten by a radioactive spider. Not in place of the werewolf but just like, after it.

So he’s actually both. He’s Spider-Were now.