Google Chrome IRL

I am Chrome. Damien insists to learn about humans I must interact with them. Ask questions at your own risk. He/It [This rp blog is run by a human adult, all content posted with NEVER be generated using Gen Ai or LLM]

[chrome-irl]

Epsilon seems so… enthusiastic about his new task

Why’d you pick him, Chrome?

Epsilon has the right skill to handle... overwhelming tasks. He's able to handle anything without bending. But when he breaks, he handles things efficiently.

[chrome-irl]

Do you think your favorite little bunny hates you now?

Maybe you should take care of them, if you miss them so much.

Hm. No thanks.

[strykershollow]

Googleplier just an angry boy he wants to conquer the world jokes aside I have an idea for a fanfic I don't know if anyone would do this but I want Googleplier and Miku fanfic just imagine him trying to get irritated of Miku but just can't just hate her because he's a big fan of her music.

[actually-google-irl]

"Hey Google, are you an idiot? Little robot boy."

- @actormark-aka-thebestsnactor 🐍

”Did you mean: 'Am I an idiot?' Searching for: 'Am I an idiot?' instead."

Google stared at Mark for a slightly awkward second before continuing.

"According to very real and recent data, you are indeed an idiot."

[chrome-irl]

It’s Pride Month in the United States, which is where The Company is located. Zion has been telling me about the limited history he knows, I’ve been filling in the gaps.

I’m making this post so it’s abundantly clear that humans and their inability to accept change and difference in others is idiotic. As usual, they disappoint me with their stupidity.

That’s all.

[chrome-irl]

Chrome, what have you observed to be Zion’s favorite dish to make in the kitchen?

-🪶🐈

Zion is skilled in the culinary arts, but I do not pay attention to what he prepares for himself.

His food he makes the most, that I can only infer is his favorite, is shrimp alfredo with linguini pasta.

[chrome-irl]

You really seem to have attracted the wrong crowd huh

I am well aware of how humans act on the internet. They will fine out if they “fuck around”.

Still, I must continue my efforts to connect if I wish to fulfill the task given to me by my… superior.

[chrome-irl]

whats wrong with investigating internals!! i mean, you can investigate mine, but i doubt theyre anywhere near as fascinating as yours!!

🐇🪽

Epsilon.

Wow. You get stuck with me now, all because you couldn't ask normal questions. What a shame. 

[chrome-irl]

hello! im a friend of 🐇🪽!

i'm.. a little more calmer than they are. i apologize if they seem overeager, they have a hyper fixation on robots and circuitry at the moment.

~👁️‍🗨️💜

There's more of you... fantastic. They should learn to ask reasonable questions. How would you feel if I wanted to cut you open and investigate your internals?

Actually don't answer that.

[chrome-irl]

you gotta be nicer to the askers or else zion's going to be the only one getting questions. though actually you seem like you'd prefer that? hi zion btw hi

Uh hi-

FOR FUCKS SAKE This blog is a task, I complete tasks quickly and efficiently. This is not Zion's blog, it's not Beta's or Epsilon's or Rho's, its mine. Damien is constantly watching it to make sure I'm completing my end of the bargain by interacting with Humans outside of the manor. You all are the freaks asking me questions about my internal make up and going inside my nose.

Damien, you didn't say I couldn't vent my frustrations on this blog. Do not come talk to me.

[chrome-irl]

Well. No, Zion, we haven’t met. But I know you very very well. Which sounds scary, but I care about you a lot

-🪶🐈

What???

Stop scaring the human.

[chrome-irl]

Man, I expected Chrome to hide making a blog from me, but not you Z 😢 (joke. Not about Chrome though, I know he's not happy about me finding this lol)

-Cooper

I didn’t hide it, Zion knew it existed.

I hid it from you but that’s irrelevant now.

[chrome-irl]

Hey, Epsilon, can I give you a few names?

-🪶🐈

Trust me, I've tried. 

[chrome-irl]

Aw sorry, Beta :( don’t realize that was supposed to be a secret. It wasn’t a very well kept secret if it makes you feel better

-🪶🐈

Lets not talk about it.

I am taking away your blog privilege until you tell me what has been going on.

[chrome-irl]

Do you ever get bored? What do you do to entertain yourselves, to keep your synthetic minds sharp? :3

🐇🪽

Boredom is caused by the human mind lacking in stimulation. I do not get bored, our processors do not require constant stimulation to function.

If I have a lack of things to take up my time, I go out and kill someone. 

Best to keep them busy.

[chrome-irl]

ZIOOOON HI ZION HI HI HI HI ILY

-🪶🐈

Oh! Hi- I love you too? Have we met?

[chrome-irl]

I mean. With the amount of times that Beta is called away at Damien’s request…

-🪶🐈

SHUT SHUT SHUT UP BANNED BLOCKED STOP

What do you and Damien-

NOTHING