Google Chrome IRL

I am Chrome. Damien insists to learn about humans I must interact with them. Ask questions at your own risk. He/It [This rp blog is run by a human adult, all content posted with NEVER be generated using Gen Ai or LLM]

[chrome-irl]

Checking in. How goes the mandated socialization?

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Terrible, at least according to Damien.

I’m much too busy to focus on a side project such as this one.

[chrome-irl]

Chrome, did you pick the names of the four others? Epsilon and all them? Or were those just their names?

They were chosen as a continuation of my designation: Alpha. Beta was first. The other three were chosen at random. Zion helped.

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I saw that Chrome chose not to answer a previous favorite animal question, do you have a favorite animal?

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Well, we all like Zion’s cat. She’s amusing.

The Zombie-Ant virus is my favorite animal. Does that count?

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can you feel the electricity in your circuits and wires, or is it like how organic beings are unaware of the feeling of blood constantly moving throughout their body? Do you get ‘tired’ when you’re on low power?

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I wouldn’t know how you organics feel with all your fluids, but we cannot feel the electricity in our bodies.

Our processes get slower, moving gets harder, so that must be what getting tired is like. You all tend to get stupid when you’re tired.

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Chrome! I miss you

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Mm. Don’t you have anything better to do?

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(Boo😫, can’t actually ask as me)

Hello, hi! 🥰 Awesome to find others like me out here! How’s it hangin’? 😆

😘💕 ~Ping

…it’s pink.

Fuck yeah!!!! HEY BESTIE

[ask-ping]

🥰 Heya! Love to meet new peeps! 💕 And I’m supposed to be pink, thank you very much. It’s a great color.😝

[chrome-irl]

I’ll have to disagree.

What matters is that there’s a new Bing in town, f*** yeah! We’re gonna have a great time, bro, I just know it.

…I’ll let you two do that.

[chrome-irl]

(Boo😫, can’t actually ask as me)

Hello, hi! 🥰 Awesome to find others like me out here! How’s it hangin’? 😆

😘💕 ~Ping

…it’s pink.

Fuck yeah!!!! HEY BESTIE

[chrome-irl]

PAWSOME!! Do you ever get shocked by a buildup of static charge? and is it ‘painful’ like it would be to an organic being? or does it feel like a short burst of energy? or does it feel like nothing at all?

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Our bodies can build up static charge, sure. I used to hold the charge for a long time until I found Zion and then he’d make the prettiest sounds when I shocked him.

I’m not allowed to do that anymore.

But no, we can’t feel it. We just know it’s there.

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ohh? well at least SOMEbunny is answering me :3 It’s boring when i’m being ignored -_-; I guess some just can’t handle me.. I feel bad Epsilon was punished. 😞

Am I your assignment now? ^_^ Or is it back to the void with me until one of you finally dig me up? 😞

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Well I actually do my job so, I'll keep answering your questions. Go ahead, ask away.

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Is Epsilon not gonna get in trouble for ignoring his task??

You do not need to worry how my extensions are getting disciplined.

However, I can sympathies with his distain for the task in question. Therefore, his punishment was not severe. 

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taps chin you have a favorite bunny? :3 sorry ive been gone, ive been very busy at work lately :33

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Your ask is late because Epsilon was assigned it but then he didn't want to answer it so it's my problem now. :]

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Hello Chrome,

How's your endulging (enduring) with mankind going so far?

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Informative.

I am fortunate that there is a million electrical signals and miles of wiring separating me from most humans.

[chrome-irl]

Tell your admin the letter he's likely missing is "p" XD and happy pride all you gayasses :³

-Coop

What admin?

I don't claim any identity within this group, as we are not homo sapiens and therefore cannot have a biological sex. However we are masc presenting and appear homosexual when interacting with Zion.

You're not wrong but you're still wrong.

[chrome-irl]

Epsilon seems so… enthusiastic about his new task

Why’d you pick him, Chrome?

Epsilon has the right skill to handle... overwhelming tasks. He's able to handle anything without bending. But when he breaks, he handles things efficiently.

[chrome-irl]

Do you think your favorite little bunny hates you now?

Maybe you should take care of them, if you miss them so much.

Hm. No thanks.

[strykerplier]

Googleplier just an angry boy he wants to conquer the world jokes aside I have an idea for a fanfic I don't know if anyone would do this but I want Googleplier and Miku fanfic just imagine him trying to get irritated of Miku but just can't just hate her because he's a big fan of her music.

[actually-google-irl]

"Hey Google, are you an idiot? Little robot boy."

- @actormark-aka-thebestsnactor 🐍

”Did you mean: 'Am I an idiot?' Searching for: 'Am I an idiot?' instead."

Google stared at Mark for a slightly awkward second before continuing.

"According to very real and recent data, you are indeed an idiot."