shitty britches

red-pilled free-thinker 💊 modern day poet and philosopher

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A.I. may be able to paint pictures like an artist, but it will never overdose on heroin like an artist

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how does everyone know what a chinese finger trap is? I feel like that shit should be way more obscure

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what'd you say? sorry, I was daydreaming about being a medieval innkeeper

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shawty IQ lower than my GPA

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white girl try to not stand in front of the asiago bagel container at the dining hall challenge: impossible

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if the purge ever become a reality, I'm takin out my barber