What do you call a blog with a terrible title?

Bad jokes for all occasions

[reallyreallybadjokes]

12:00 PM on 4/20 would actually be high noon.

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What does a lawyer wear to court? A lawsuit.

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my career

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Owls can't see dead people. They have terrible death perception.

[rainingpuns]

What do you call a group of fancy drug addicts? A high society.

[reallyreallybadjokes]

420

[just-shower-thoughts]

Knives are always cutting-edge technology.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A donut hole, makes a donut whole.

[reallyreallybadjokes]

Every time you drink from a water fountain, you are making out with water molecules.

[reallyreallybadjokes]

person: hey Tony can you spell your name backwards

Tony: sure... y not

[rainingpuns]

Deaf mathematicians communicate via sin language

[hockeylvr42]

Haha it’s funny cos is spelt differently

[namaiki-fuyu]

tan you not with the maths puns, please

[hockeylvr42]

Yeah, no problem, we can factor them out of the equation

[hockeylvr42]

Or should I say, we can make them imaginary?

[theowlship-deactivated20150406]

Stop being so irrational, you’re not fulfilling these puns’ full potential. Start using them for their absolute value.

[rainingpuns]

I knew I could count on someone making this even better. Some prime puns were made here.  

[reallyreallybadjokes]

How do you lose your mind? You take the psychopath.

[reallyreallybadjokes]

Another math joke

What do you call a parrot that never eats? Polygon

[reallyreallybadjokes]

A math joke

What do you call a parrot that can’t eat?

A polynomial

[reallyreallybadjokes]

What’s the hardest kind of tea to swallow?

Masculinity.

[reallyreallybadjokes]

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

[mosrael]

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right