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Queen bees have a lot of babies. They must be very horny.

The haircut, while nearly perfect, was off by just a hair.

What clique hates Halloween?

Nerds™.

KFC is chicken-finger lickin' good.

Acne is so annoying; it really gets under my skin you know?

I hot-boxed my car in a tornado. I was high as a kite.

Why does Sherlock Holmes never have a phone cover? He always cracks the case.

Hey guys what do u call it when Harry, Ron, and Hermione all meet up @ the Weasley house

u call it………. a RON-dezvous. ur welcome guys. have a good night

The monkey was going bananas where he was working so he decided to leaf to a different branch of the company.

The cut in money supply caused a lot of interest.

The ballerina was so self-important, always in the spotlight.

The building fell on me like a ton of bricks.

I’m not what the side-effects of eating caterpillars is, but I have butterflies in my stomach.

My wife would not stop talking about different types of wines.

I finally managed to put a cork in it.

Micheal Phelps is a very busy man.

He struggles to keep his head above the water.

The fisher was able to speak to fish.

He dropped them a line whenever he wanted.

The potato smoke pot.

Man, he got baked.

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