Un-tit-led

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I love how I can type random letters and auto correct has got me nine times out of ten and if I doesn't have it I can go on a scavenger hunt to find the word

So, like I can write quintacenceall and figure out how everyone else spell it

i was in fact trying to spell quintessential

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i am the dead beat Dad of this Tumblr blog

Look it's a whole two years old and im over a month behind

I should be a better blog/account parent

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I just scrolled down and read some of the things I posted in the past

And my brain is no functiony nuchicaty so I forgot I was doing this like 3 seconds in and i say in my head after this three seconds 'that's just like me for real' and then I realized what I had done

NO SHIT IT WAS JUST LIKE YOU 'foR rEAl' IT WAS YOU

AAAARRERGGGGGFDT

I wish I was just renting time as me being me

This is too much

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this is pathetic do better tumbler

don't lie to me you silly little website

I am not a top poster, I barely post

This reward is built on a mountain of deceit and I will not be placated by platitudes built on dishonesty

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Australia just gets me

-people walk around without shoes

-the have white bread that is buttered and then you add sprinkles

And that's all you need the freedom from the feet cages and sugary shit

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I am a stable human who talks normally to tiny humans. Just now I taught my significantly more little sisters about domestic violence laws because they joking asked a semi related question

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White people are just poor mimics of the moon which is why the sun burns us

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I hate sun sickness

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My tits should be allowed freedom but alas

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My blog name makes any potential tit drama ironic

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How fast would you have to spin and or shake for your brain to be scrambled like an egg

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The swing calls mentally ill ass like a siren

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After a while of me posting Tumblr post in tandem I start to be vague on purpose to spite and confuse my future self

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Word world is a fucked up little place and I don't think people talk about that enough

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I can think more thots

Probably

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Me out loud in my best Russian accent(which is still pretty bad): here pussy pussy pussy

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Why must I both crave and hate running