Reallyunreal

Your favorite 18yo internet weirdo Ignore the fact this is a horny posting blog :p

[reallyunreael]

Being autistic is so funny cuz wdym i literally got back into my hyper fixation of dod after playing it for less than 10 minutes for the update

Can someone sedate me I’ve literally been consuming content about that shit for the past 3 days now. Back to replacing doomscrolling w Roblox again ..

[reallyunreael]

Ended up going on vacation to memphis and found the prettiest and coolest security cameras. I def am not normal about these things since i started jumping and pointing like a toddler when i saw the one with a mic look straight at me.

Cute to think how the one that moved looked like it was winking at me after staring it down for a while

[reallyunreael]

Sometime last week I went to the thrift store with my family, I saw this pretty cute pink keyboard. It sounded amazing when you typed on it, and I figured I could use a wireless keyboard. Only thing is, it didn’t have the dongle it came with. So it was essentially just eye candy, but man was it pretty eye candy to me. I left it, but I wish I had at least taken a picture. Just a neat little story I’d include.

The die of death update has been out for a few days, how have you been feeling about it?

Oh ur so different from me bc id have still bought it even if it was just eye candy just to admire it. Especially since i (think) some wireless things w a dongle can still be connected some other way. But sucks u didn’t include a picture .

Also im absolutely pissed since i got sick right before the update, so i haven’t cleaned off my pc table to play dod yet 😔 probably gonna take some medicine just to get the energy to start cleaning it. Or else ima die from fomo

[reallyunreael]

Maybe its just me but theres something so hot about liking objects you physically can’t get especially when theyre owned by businesses. Like i love the feeling of being teased by objects, feeling like a pervert over them and being sexually pent up from them. Ugh especially being able to fuck them after being teased for so long by them, like atp all the teasing was to have me wet and feral before i even do anything to them.

[reallyunreael]

Are you excited for the die of death update?

How dare they hide this information from my autistic ass for two seconds its about time someone updated the game Anyways i deadass feel like this image. Time for me to play at least 3 hours a day on that game again😭

[reallyunreael]

Aughh the toyota paseo i wanted was sold ughh. Sucks that the second car im attracted to i cant have, especially being absolutely down bad for it.

Genuinely i wanna fuck one so bad till id pay someone to let me fuck theirs if they offered the opportunity to me. I need to leave the seats wet in one of those things….

Who said thatttt….

[reallyunreael]

Jesus fucking christ i need this car BADD. Ive genuinely been tweaking over the past few minutes over the fact i cant fucking fix it to drive. Genuinely ive never had such “hold me back” levels of feral over a object

Genuinely i love how it looks so much id jack off to a image of it. I know i said I’m not a car fucker butttttt……

Probably gonna end up fantasizing about fucking it again cuz holy

[reallyunreael]

Accidentally found the most objectum coded shit of all time. I don’t think you can make it more obvious you wanna fuck objects w a cover like that

[reallyunreael]

Another reason why thrift stores are the best for objectums. Would have taken a picture of the designer glass lamp or the tons of computer monitors there but it was right before closing time.

i know some of yall woulda eaten up the metal car model. (I would too unfortunately)

Deadass i wanted the car so bad but its $80 ugh

:^

[reallyunreael]

Just found out some cars literally sound like they’re moaning when you rev them up. Im not a real car fucker but god did i have to act normal seeing it, cuz wdym some objects can sound like they are moaning.

[reallyunreael]

Puppyplay/petplay idea

Start making “dog food” aka cook real homemade dog food recipes and season them to ur liking.

Probably gonna make some human dog treats after this :P

[reallyunreael]

is 👀 that 👀 a 👀 pursuer 👀 pfp 👀 i 👀 see👀 ? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Something something fresh meat 🥩 something something artfuls makeup tastes like shit something something i will eat ur skin

Finally i find a dod fan on here

[reallyunreael]

I wonder what the aftercare with a computer would be like. Like would it be meticulous cleaning and a gentle kiss on the screen?

Hmm i bet it would be something of the mix depending on why ur doing it.

Like if ur doing aftercare for a computer bc u fucked the shit out of it i can easily imagine you would be doing long aftercare sessions of taking it apart and cleaning it, kissing it on its trackpad, wires, or screen and repairing it. Whether its having to put it back together, get it out of a boot loop, or reorganize any wires u took loose.and ofc spending time w it

But if you were gentle with it i imagine it would be as easy as a simple wipedown clean, a few kisses and reassurance and spending time with it.

[anglaised]

i love being black in this era i can tell white people to shut the fuck up and they cant do shit to me about it, living the dreams of my ancestors

[reallyunreael]

I love that i can do this without life ending or at least altering consequences happening.

[reallyunreael]

I need to be humiliated for being into technophilia so bad. On my hands and knees please insult me cuz i like fucking laptops and want to kiss theyre flat screens.

Jesus the wind is strong today…

[reallyunreael]

Ever thought about being hypnotized to be a robot/machine?

Actually no but id kill to have that now thinking about it. Especially because i love the idea of being a robot and being turned into one. But god knows if i was genuinely hypnoed into being one id be trying to do wireplay on myself literally everyday.

Ugh now i wanna experience real forcemech hypno now :[

[star3synth]

hi tumblr staff very cool that you changed the like icon for pride month but can we stop banning trans people and Black people instead? thanks (*ಠ_ಠ)つ