#car fucker

[reallyunreael]

Just found out some cars literally sound like they’re moaning when you rev them up. Im not a real car fucker but god did i have to act normal seeing it, cuz wdym some objects can sound like they are moaning.

[star-x3]

older brother picking me up after school and pulling into an empty parking lot to make me ride the gear shift of his truck. gripping my hips and maneuvering me so it slides all the way in with every thrust, saying "I know it's big but you can take it, can't you? just like big brother's cock" and watching the bulge in my tummy go up and down

[emptylettered]

rlly love the way kimi loves his cars

[wiredharem]

This genre of neon car ads/brochures <3

[cybertronianfragger9000]

Part one of random things I think mechs would fetishize/find hot-

Carwashes.

Whether it's their little organic friend wiping them down with a soapy sponge and a nice cloth, or being put through a big industrial carwash and those massive brushes overstimulating them to hell- I feel like it'd feel good. Nice cool water running over hot plating, fluffy soap cleaning away grime and grease so their paintjob is all pretty again.

This applies to robot forms and alt modes, of course.

Maybe while they're in robot form their human washes their spike clean (which is probably about the size of them) and they end up overloading and they have to be washed again and again until they can resist. Perchance a lil frotting against a brush because that absolutely must feel good.

And of course we cannot forget polish!! They gotta be all shiny and presentable!! One of those buffer things has to feel amazing against a spike or a particularly sore joint, buzzing and working out all those scratches. Like a massage gun!!

Now they're all prettied up and ready to flaunt themselves to their team!!

[mechanophiliac]

the low rumble of the engine when you turn the key in the ignition is how it says it loves you

[nu11ify]

Did You Know?

If you get into a car accident and the airbags are deployed, congratulations! You just discovered its tits! No, your insurance will not cover the damages. They know what you're up to.

Stay tuned for more fun facts about car anatomy!

[ovenkisser]

I love my jeep I love driving him and patting his dashboard and calling him a good boy for taking me everywhere I need to go. I love stroking its tires when I fill them and cleaning the salt off its windows in the winter. When I turn the seat heater on and stroke its steering wheel it makes me feel all goey inside. Grinding against the seat, fingers clenching on the wheel, the hum of the engine egging me on...