here are some compiled theories on how the philza love triangle is going to go
Theory 2: Through Foreverâs insistence and general charm, Philza chooses Forever.
Theory 3: Through Missaâs gentle encouragement and good parenting skills, Philza chooses Missa.
Theory 4: Through consistent begging and good pathetic man voice, Philza convinces Quackity to add his wife to the server, immediately marrying her, ending the competition.
Theory 5: In a desperate final bid to prove that he cannot love them he attempts to contact the underworld to hilarious results, but Kristen never picks up the phone in the end
Theory 5a: Forever and Missa find out canonically about Philzaâs extensive lore, and are so weirded out by it they decide maybe itâs better to leave him be
Theory 6: Philza asks Wilbur for relationship advice
Theory 6a: Philza asks Foolish for relationship advice, Foolish would probably answer something otherworldly and wise, like âWell, kiss them both and whoever is the better kisser is a better husband!â Leaving Phil to become a little self-conscious about his âgood husbandshipâ
Theory 7: in a surprise triple sweep FitMC enters the battlefield at the last second and sweeps Philza off his feet
Theory 8: Phil says he only needs his kids and runs away into the woods holding them like kittens in his mouth
Theory 9: In a dramatic attempt to win Philzaâs affection Missa and Forever preform âEl Tango De Roxxane (Moulin Rouge 2)â to see who he prefers. Phil then reveals heâs never seen the movie.
Theory 10: Cucorucho, already invested heavily in the lives of the people, arrives and Philâs house and will not leave until he chooses.
Theory 11: it is never resolved
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