i love my handson granson

nikolai, m, russia. you don't ask a gentleman about his age ;-)

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

[message from Nikolai!] Merry Christmas if you celebrate, and if not, have a wonderful winter time, and let’s all hope New Years brings fresh hope and energy, love for life and prisontime for every last otayuri freak！

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

is yakov a bottom

Gentlemen don’t kiss and tell but

;-)

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

If you go out of your way to google ages of consent to justify sexualising minors(MY grandson!!) I feel you should already know you're in the wrong... but that's just this ol' skeletons opinion. And I'll drag you to hell with me.

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

If I die in season two you have my official permission to blame Otayuri shippers for driving me to an early grave

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

nikolai you're a hero

Oh I wouldn’t say that- but I can drink a gallon of milk without taking a breath inbetween sips so there’s that ;-)

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

i love this blog bc its my reminder that obayurgle is nasty and that ur a great granddad

Thank you friend! I felt I needed to speak out on it. It’s simply sick

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

Mr. Plisetsky, just wondering if there is a Mrs. Plisetsky, because if not I could fill that void for you

Not currently ;-) Haha! Little Yuri is trying to set me up on “Tinder” but so far no bait! You’re very welcome ;-*

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

this is a very good blog thank u sir for making it

Thank you! I’m trying to get used to the ol’ cyberspace. Did you know there are computers out there older than me? Haha. I’m just kidding. I’m an old dying piece of dust. But you know what we say back in my senior sauna club? Better dying than an Otayuri. 

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

Get ya filthy paws off my granson you damn dirty freaks

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

Whenever someone uses the “Yurio’s *almost* 16″ and “Otabek’s *almost* 18″ arguments for justifying doing horrible things to my baby, I materialize behind them and smack them with my hat.

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

Today I woke up rejuvenated and was heading for my morning oatmeal happily until I remembered freaks like to imagine my granson romantically involved with adults, and it gave me a back ache and now I’m in bed cursing. 

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

Many fellows ask me, “Why Nikolai- you look so young and handsome! What’s your secret?” And I always tell them the same thing- “I'm an anti.”

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

welcome to the madness more like welcome to the

sadness upon the realisation that the creative minds behind yuri on ice started out respecting the fact that yurio is a child but once it showed to be lucrative to be pedophilic they sold their souls

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

Since I’m Old as Balls, every nap I take I spend edging on death with Jesus by my side

And he told me every otayuri shipper is going to hell in a handbasket.

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

I’ve only met this Otabek fellow once briefly but if you kids think he would be in a relationship with a child, you’re wrong! You claim to love him but then make him do something as hideous as that. I see you, devils. He would cry.

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

Otayuri is not gay, it’s hideous, and if you were as gay as I am, you would know this.

[realnikolaiplisetsky]

i love my grandson

i love my grandson