Knowing I will never ride him kills me
Jules of Nature
Keni
Misplaced Lens Cap

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH
Three Goblin Art
Show & Tell

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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will byers stan first human second
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Knowing I will never ride him kills me
good lord hes so thick and buff put me in that chokehold hatosy
very much boyfriend coded here
veins veins veins veins veins
kurtsworld96! ᯓ★
Bucking my hips into the air rig by now oh my god this is scrumptious
Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:
baby just needed some tummy time
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us
yeah sure i'll reblog that
Imagine not liking me bc my weight doesn’t start with the number one
Good night only to his slutty waist
the two biggest rizzlords
like father like son
“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes
"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History
When you’ve been too obsessed with fictional characters recently so when a real man actually talks to you you kinda freak out a bit
What do you think eddies drink of choice is?
I saw someone on TikTok say if it was like modern eddies that he’d like monsters and I was just like… no, but I can’t explain why no. (I can explain why but that’s a woke conversation for another day)
But like Eddie, drink of choice, coffee, alcohol, like what do you think?
If we’re talking about non-alcoholic, this man is drinking Mountain Dew every day, his piss is basically battery acid lmfao
From the Hellfire scene in ST4.
If we’re talking about alcohol, I’d say he’ll usually take what he can get, but he did try Moosehead beer after sneaking into a college party in Indianapolis and he saw god that night lol
I think he has a coffee era where he tries to drink plain black coffee and he makes a face and spits it out immediately into the cup bc he's a little gross like that
And then he tries it a second time just to be sure, only to shake his head with a sour face before pouring the coffee into the sink🙂↕️
If he wants a mocha Frappuccino let him get a mocha Frappuccino! 😤
PSA DO NOT USE PORTABLE GAS HEATERS INDOORS!!!
Hi this psa is brought to you by my boss nearly killing us via carbon monoxide poisoning.
Heaters like this are labelled for Indoor/Outdoor usage, however that indoor label is misleading af.
Indoors in this context means a drafty garage or car port, not your living room or bedroom. Unless the room you're in is well ventilated with fresh air, don't use this fucker indoors.
Please reblog for visibility, this could quite literally save a life.
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