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90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

antiqueanimals

Bears Family

E. Zakharov

markodragic

it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"

markodragic

devilish-parrot

stepsascended

My favorite Car Seat Headrest Genius annotation probably ever.

butchfagminotaur

just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

butchfagminotaur

like the reason this exists is because none of the words sound like each other, which means that even with a terrible signal both parties should be able to clearly understand the words being spelled

i am dead serious that i believe this should be taught in school

realsimplebaby

i work a job where we use this a lot and it’s unfortunate how many times “Echo” and “X-ray” get misheard for each other. TRY AGAIN, NATO