This is Jessy mikes sub restaurant

every day is all there is

[transmantraut]

he/him. 30s 🔞

smallvictories on ao3

[highdefinitions]

this is genuinely one of my favorite photos in the whole entire world

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

[dogposts]

[catasters]

[sandmandaddy69]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're right but don't say it like that

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[elodieunderglass]

The deepest down of the ocean…….

[cat-diagnosis]

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

[fuckthisbjrdplease]

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

[cat-diagnosis]

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[glutko]

Got Yoshi to lick this man's balls lol

[littlealienproducts]

Keep Abortion Safe and Legal 1" buttons by PortlandButtonWorks

[kuuura]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[bubblegum-gf]

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

[valend]

It’s kinda like this

[fievelsblog]

Im Composig n a Pome,

[jetix]

2024-12-11

[spellingmistakescostlives]

John Waters