queen of mean

Sam / ⚢ / ♏ / Toronto

[ever-so-plucky]

SHIP AESTHETICS → Mulder x Scully

“Dear Diary: Today my heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion. ”

requested by illyakurykins

[aashiqaanah]

Shaandaar 2015 

[parksandrectums]

I just love tall, skinny guys and idk why. Like muscle doesn’t matter to me at all.

[gruene-teufel]

[staurolith]

[kodiakbearr]

Dark Google: show me where i can buy illegal heelys

[closetedlesbianopinions]

I love my boyfriend! Just because I never want to kiss him or hold his hand in public doesn’t mean I’m gay, I’m just shy! A lot of girls feels grossed out when they think about kissing their boyfriends, I just have to wait for the hormones to kick in I guess :)

[meowsicalmeulin]

[nirvanasoul785]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me: good morning linda linda, who has backpacked across europe: not nearly as good as the morning that i experienced as i saw the sunrise across Barcelona,

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

[charmers]

[gorgonsach]

ask him to smack mine

[havesomemoore]

I forgot to post this one.

[maxknightley]

how the fuck did we evolve grogginess, anyway. it seems EXTREMELY maladaptive

clearly waking up ought to flood us with adrenaline

[maxknightley]

i want to leap out of bed in the morning, screaming and ravenous

[sunwukxng]

who’s the hottest/tallest guy in star wars

[butchflirt]

[sunwukxng]

daddy binks

[carmillasleatherpants]

[thebootydiaries]

i hate myself

[thebootydiaries]

send this to ur loved ones

[strangersigh]

[amiradelreyy-blog]

Hi my name is Amira and I’m a 17 year old Arab Latinx Black Muslim trans woman. Although my parents are well-off they don’t support my transitioning so I need your help in transitioning! Please donate to my Paypal.me link to help me transition! Thank you for your help <3 https://paypal.me/ArthurWhite

[sailorjah]

Yall please help Amira transition. She is so sweet and amazing ok and she deserves to feel like tht inside and out majority of the time ok! Even if you can’t donate boost this! @trans-muslims @thisisnotlatinx @flyandfamousblackgirls @bottomsurgery @ anybody else wit alota followers who can help ha!!!! And rmr even a dollar helps yall!

[ironiclightorchestra-remade-blog]

reblog this post with a character who did nothing wrong

[polycement]

[thebabbagepatch]

i beg to differ

[candyredterezii]

THEY CALLED THEM NAUGHTY NOO-NOO BECAUSE THOSE TELEFUCKERS MAKE A MESS WITH THEIR TUBBYTOAST AND NOO-NOO CLEANS UP ALL OF IT AND THEY ARE LIKE: NaughTY NOO-NOO FOR ”CLEANING UP” (eating/getting rid of) ALL THE TUBBYTOAST AND STUFF AND THEY END UP CHASING THEM AROUND AND THEN IT ENDS IN A BIG HUG SO GET YOUR LIES AND SLANDER OFF NOO-NOO