Cyrus @cyrus-solaris - Tumblr Blog

nonstickwaffleiron

as an archivist I am begging you

put dates on everything

don’t believe digital stuff is preserved forever - if it’s really important (documents, photos, etc) print it out

name your files accurately I know it sucks but please

don’t destroy the original just bc you scanned it

rubber cement is the devil’s adhesive use photo corners and quit gluing shit

you will NOT remember write it down

if you staple things to the inside of a folder I will find you

your public library probably has equipment to digitize old media for free or can at least get you connected with somewhere that does!

obfuscus

If you see more worms than usual on your way to work, start stocking up on fire extinguishers.

Always check your collegues against old photos you have of them - better safe than sorry.

If you physically cannot quit your job, i am sorry (at least you get to kill your boss though).

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Spooky Antichrist spotted preaching gospel of Eye God to DashCon 2 circa 2025

Things my D&D character (a Tiefling Druid) has done (in order), as a first time D&D player:

- gets sniped by a Goblin Sharpshooter 2 minutes into the first session, is left with 2 hit points

- nearly kills only other party member via Poison Spray

- kills said Goblin Sharpshooter via a well-aimed quarterstaff thrown at the back of its head (thank you, nat20)

- adopts a direwolf puppy (affectionately named Skunk)

- makes a Paladin NPC that was supposed to join the party hate her via sass and sarcasm

- said sarcasm earns her a crippling migraine

- introduces a man to a tree trunk and spinal cord damage via mage hand

- slaps said man to death

- calls aforementioned Paladin a prick AFTER he left the vicinity, gets severe nausea as a result (rude)

- accidentally makes a Warlock pact with an unknown entity

- said Warlock pact now makes her imperceptible to most people, including Skunk (again: RUDE.)

- gets attacked by ANOTHER Goblin Sharpshooter and nearly dies again (Goblin was introduced to multiple daggers)

- uses Wild Cunning to steal the rocks from a Hobgoblin Commander during combat that was repeatedly throwing rocks VERY HARD at the party (deserved)

- catches herself on fire immediately after

- uses Fireball and nearly kills the already dying party (KILLED THE HOBGOBLIN COMMANDER THOUGH!!!)

I’m having so much fun with this game! Working on not accidentally killing my party, however.

#dungeons and dragons #dungeons and dragons 5e #d&d #d&d 5e #d&d character #d&d campaign

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People being targeted by The Flesh ™️ send post

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Elias, Martin, Gertrude, Sasha, Basira, and Daisy, are characters that were made to be in a serious horror podcast.

Jon, Gerard, Tim, Georgie, and Melanie were all made to be in an episode of Scooby Doo and are tormented greatly by the fact that they're characters in a serious horror podcast.

seizethegay420

I don’t have Reddit so…

PIERCERS / HEAVILY PIERCED FOLKS OF TUMBLR!!!

Please help a girl out. I’ve got a piercing bump on my new industrial that I can’t shake and is only worsening. The piercing is over a month old now and it’s only the forward helix that’s having issues, closest to my head.

Ik that to get rid of a piercing bump, the first thing is to find the source of the irritation, but I don’t know what it is. I don’t use hair products, I’m keeping my hair pinned/tied back on the side so it can’t bother it either. I clean it regularly enough and have been doing saline soaks. I clean it immediately after showering, too.

Could it be my glasses??? Maybe the bar is too short? I’m at a loss here.

The bump itself has started getting a small, dark spot in the center and it’s turning redder by the day.

I really, really LOVE the way my industrial looks on me, and I haven’t had issues like this with any other piercings, but I don’t want to lose it.

Any advice is GREATLY appreciated.

#girls with piercings #body piercing #industrial piercing #piercing problems #piercer #piercing bump #irritation bump #ear piercing #piercing beauty #face piercings #piercing advice #piercing help #advice

cosmic-couture

Pinterest Tag Game !

Go to pinterest, search "your name + core," then post six pictures... and tag six people!

Thankyou for the tag @glowydiaries ✨

I'm tagging: @cowboylikediane @ego94 @evaneds @hotdigitallegend @inafictionalworld + you! 🫶

inafictionalworld

i'm tagging: @zorya-reads, @rosegardendeprofundis, @starlightparks, @rebonky, @bloodstaineddarling, and anyone who wants to :)

starlightparks

this was fun :)

tagging: @cyrus-solaris @sleepandblog @ramblings-of-lola @sweet-thyme @fundamentalcherrytree @emilywithay + anyone else who wants to give this a go 💕

cyrus-solaris

I’m not mad at this 👑

@ anyone that wants to

spiralstaircased

Color theory: there are several colors

ink-is-not-yum

And they all hate Jonathan Sims

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I'm partially colour blind so I don't acknowledge the existence of extinction green

my-brain-is-rotting

"I asked chat gpt"

Sucks for you, I asked the ceasless watcher and I now legally own your most traumatic experience

hikaaa-bi

“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you

novas-dwelling

MAG 16 will always be one of the funniest episodes to me because it’s essentially

Man with a horrible fear of spiders: I’m going to start taking anti psychotics

Man with a worse fear of spiders: yeah man you fucking crazy couldn’t be me

neat-username

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

thoughts on scented candles?

(I just looked around my room and my candle was the first thing that stuck out to me lol)

I love them!!! I have my own collection, but my favorites are one called Cozy Comfort and a good Lavender Eucalyptus candle!!

thoughts on tma/malevolent crossover 🎤

Okay so!! I’ve kind of stopped listening to Malevolent. 40+ hour work weeks and what not. But I would ADORE a crossover. The parallels between TMA and Malevolent would make a wonderful crossover. Especially with Jon and Arthur being SO. SIMILAR.