my pluey.

engie | 25 | he/it | 18+ "slow, stupid and delicious" please read my about

[fudanshispam]

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directly inspired by @musicwithspamton please check it out. it's incredible

lyrics under the cut

my strings are tight but my pussy's tighter

if i see the queen i'm gonna bite her

my name is spamton

i'm not from hampton

pick up the phone bad shit will happen

way back then i had it all

but that was right before the fall

i had the shop and i had the stock

and i used to have a partner with a massive cock

[fudanshispam]

i keep my tenna figurine on my tv tray (i don't eat at a table) so it's like i'm dining with him

[star-shaped-froot-loops]

Escaping monotony. Craving change. Wanting to be more than you are.

[deirdreskye]

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

[rednines]

If the backrooms post can get a movie then so can this

[eyegengrauu]

no really, whos this twink you guys are talking about ....?

(original resolution + transparent under cut! the above ones are screenshots so they're not stupid small when you click on them </3)

hi. i got taken over. Feel free to use these for literally whatever i dont mind! Crediting @eyegengrauu would be appreciated if used :)

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[fudanshispam]

i gotta be punished eternal-style now. for what, specifically? doesn't matter.

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[veggiecrunch-art]

What if Toriel had that shit on

[st4rlum1n0us]

Funniest fight or flight response ive ever seen actually

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

this baby tawny frogmouth is hungry hungry hungry! hes taking it all!

[mtsodie]

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

[mintbees]

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

[aro-throughyourchest]

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[domnika-deactivated20250923]

i would read that fanfic ngl

[c-53]

About my fish??

[graceful-not]

HELP?????

[everyfandom-girl]

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

[tea-and-hockey]

FUJOSHI FISH????

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[astral-logistics-assn]

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

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Aqua Deltarune

[justthemoonz]

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[justthemoonz]