my pluey.

engie | 25 | he/it | 18+ "slow, stupid and delicious" please read my about

[fudanshispam]

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made this post a reality

directly inspired by @musicwithspamton please check it out. it's incredible

lyrics under the cut

my strings are tight but my pussy's tighter

if i see the queen i'm gonna bite her

my name is spamton

i'm not from hampton

pick up the phone bad shit will happen

way back then i had it all

but that was right before the fall

i had the shop and i had the stock

and i used to have a partner with a massive cock

[sea--burn]

[pjackk]

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

[homophobla]

Omg pjackk you're back!!

[homophobla]

HUH??? pjackk was just unbanned and then immediately banned again!?

[doctorsex69]

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

[babushkaat]

garbonzo

[inzergue]

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[fudanshispam]

got tomodachi life, spent a stupid amount of time making myself, made my mii call me Daddy Long Dick, and stopped playing bc i gotta go to work tomorrow

such is life on No Time Island

[starbuck]

me analyzing my favorite characters:

[pjackk]

Hello,

Please feel free to include me in your banquet/feast.

Lets stay in touch about this suject.

P. Jack

[orteil42]

either the activity should be called brooming or the object should be called a sweep. you can't have a unique word for each. utterly reckless waste in a language with limited phonemes

[pleasuretrade]

the Leather Archives & Museum in chicago is remodeling and they posted a pic of some of their bathroom graffiti before they presumably tear it down/paint over it and

[puppiesdoglover]

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my water bowl. Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my food bowl. Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Are you busy? Let’s play! Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I love you so much! Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I’m tired from playing a lot. I am going to take a nap. Thank you!

[empathviv]

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

[empathviv]

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

[yellow-cat]

has anyone else noticed that its awesome to have an anthropomorphic animal representation of yourself that you can draw in situations

[yellow-cat]

sorry

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[phillip-bankss]

the amazing digital circus