Realty Scientists

A mashup of science based real estate and the strange shit I see going into other peoples houses. 

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Gonna learn some stuff today. #areuea #notyournormalrealtor #realestate #realtor (at Park Hyatt Washington D.C.) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByFjaJfHWzc/?igshid=b0jown6krs50

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Nosey neighbors, this is why I don't do open houses. #houseforsale #realestate #squirrel (at Lakeview, Chicago) https://www.instagram.com/realtyscientist/p/BvvKusunXPd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mj8z9r1l4cyj

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Whole house fan or propeller from the Titanic? #theshitisee #househunting #whatisit #whatisitwednesday #realestate #houseforsale #realestate (at Dunning, Chicago) https://www.instagram.com/realtyscientist/p/BvhAQ0KH7Qm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=miczu723dcr0

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They all drank the cool-aid. #Beemassacre #theshitisee #househunting #homestaging #realestate #bee (at Portage Park, Chicago) https://www.instagram.com/realtyscientist/p/BvbnotwH88r/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15drpb5oppnv1

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What could go wrong? #househunting #theshitisee #houseforsale #realestate #portagepark (at Portage Park, Chicago) https://www.instagram.com/realtyscientist/p/BvZftGOnOi2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=286b2boz29lv

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New year, new #shitisee. #househunting #realestate #houseforsale (at Northbrook, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BslWUzsH0Gq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vsh87afbopxs

[realtyscientist]

Despite what some agents will claim, having the listing agent accompany showings has no effect on the sale price or the time to contract. However, the practice is #annoying. #houseforsale #realtor #realestate (at Highland Park, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqN0swonQcR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1h34615ysaohl

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Good thing they put in a new floor. #theshitisee #househunting #houseforsale #realestate (at Mundelein, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqDnZ17HMgx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cj0tpymtobtt

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Welcome home! #theshitisee #househunting #realestate (at Libertyville, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpNe8HGBK5M/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1arznsx6b3ync

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That we just bought a house with Realty Scientists feeling. #newhouse #realestate (at Morton Grove, Illinois)

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Really, I think they should have done the staging with real birds. #theshitisee #stagingfail #homestaging #househunting #realestate (at Northbrook, Illinois)

[realtyscientist]

Not sure I can make it from this distance. #theshitisee #househunting #houseforsale #realestate (at Evanston, Illinois)

[realtyscientist]

Is this PC? #theshitisee #homestaging #houseforsale #househunting (at Evanston, Illinois)

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NEVER what I want to see when I walk into a house. #theshitisee #feelingitchy #houseforsale #househunting #realestate #realtor (at Morton Grove, Illinois)

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If you can't put a car in it, it's a shed, not a garage. #theshitisee #realtorfail #dontwastemytime #househunting #houseforsale (at Evanston, Illinois)

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Spent the money on counters and appliences, but couldn't afford new grout? #flipingfail #theshitisee #househunting #realestate #realtor (at Morton Grove, Illinois)

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No door, no closet, then not a bedroom. Tell it like it is! #theshitisee #notselling #underpromiseandoverdeliver #househunting #truth #realestate #realtor (at Morton Grove, Illinois)