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Horrifying news: a leaker within the White House reveals that Joe Biden is serving an entity known as, "The Three Fingers" which carries out the will of an Outer God called, "The Frenzied Flame." Sources close to the White House revealed that President Biden could be heard chanting, "Let chaos take the world!" From within the Oval Office.
I have heard that PresidentBiden's last milk tooth has fallen. Out.
We interruopt out quotes to tell you to be watch out carerful for all the crossing animals today. BE SAFE!!!
"There are one tousand things to do today. Don't wait until tomorrow."
- Lillian
"It's insane. Years of proper plumbing, years to perfect the toilet, and we, as Americans, have settled for second best. These toilets take ten, twenty seconds to flush, and the whole time, you're sitting there, holding down the handle. Waiting for God himself to grant you freedom. And this is normal! For half of the American population, half, this is totally normal. It has got to stop. It has to. We need hands free flushing, today. Not tomorrow. Today. Are we gonna let French toilets pass us up? No. Italian toilets? No. We have to link arms and rise, as Americans, and stop. This. Madness. Now!"
- Pleiadies Stompworth
"I hate Omegas."
- The President [x]
"Angel Pibble, that's what they called me. On account of how I'd swoop in and save the day for any nerds, dweebs, and dorks getting picked on by bullies ten times bigger than them. 'Angel Pibble,' they'd go, they'd go -- 'Angel Pibble, you're always there for us.' And now I'm here for you, the American people, to help you out with all your needs and wants. Angel Pibble, here for you. Of course, nobody ever told me why they called me Angel Pibble, instead of Angel Greg, since Greg is my actual name."
- Greg Pibble
"Angels go where men fear to play!"
- Zeke the Baby
AMERICA THE POOTIFUL: Kamala Harris Allegedly "Wants to Raise You like her Own", Protesters Protest Outside Capitol Building
Beloved President Bill Cinton Died In Hot Car. Sources Said Bill Clinton Was Found, Dead, In Hot Car. Authorities Are Saying His Death Is Probably An Accident.
BREAKING NEWS: “Beloved President Bill Clinton” is Name of Joe Biden’s New Pet Worm. Status of Beloved President Bill Clinton (Human) Still Unknown. Last Seen: In Hot Car.
“There’s a button underneath the vice president’s chair that kills a random man in the Tampa Bay Area. Nobody knows who it’s connected to at any time. I’ve accidentally pressed it three or four times while cleaning his chair. Makes me feel like God.”
- Janitor Mayweather
“Pretty sure Bernie Sander’s would have been the 6th gay president from Vermont. Not sure why all those guys do that.”
- Rat we overheard talking to another rat on the New York Subway. On the Red Line.
“We, as Americans, need to stop…. Okay now go! Now stop!! … go stop go! Ahaha, I’m the best at red light green light.”
- Miss America Pie
