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@reanimated-owl-moved
Promo Post
Guess who ended up making a separate account lmao
Anyways, this is an RP blog for an AU, living Barnaby (from Billie Bust Up).
8+ years of experience
Semi-selective
Heavily canon divergent
OC/Crossover friendly
about | blog info | rules
Promo Post
Guess who ended up making a separate account lmao
Anyways, this is an RP blog for an AU, living Barnaby (from Billie Bust Up).
8+ years of experience
Semi-selective
Heavily canon divergent
OC/Crossover friendly
about | blog info | rules
((okay, everything is all good! i’ll start following people again but from the new account.
I will not be deleting this blog, but keep in mind any threads will be continued from my new account (same URL)
((yes, i know the links no longer work; please bear with me for just a few hours until i have everything all set
((i think i’ll start working on making the separate blog. i have an alt already i just need to format it and stuff
((considering making an actual, separate account for this blog and transferring everything there
This blog will not RP with 'writers' who use AI.
This goes for anything about your blog by the way. Not just writing, but icons, graphics, anything having to do with your blog. Even if you're not transparent about it and think that the AI is 'so good nobody will notice', people will find out, we always do.
This is a creative hobby. Most rational people will understand that not everyone can have fancy graphics & icons, but that doesn't mean you have a machine pull from 100,000+ stolen & scraped pieces of art & other images from multiple unknowing creatives to cobble something together to supposedly make your blog look 'nicer'.
Either make your own icons / graphics, and/or commission someone to make them for you. There's also plenty of free templates for you to check out that take less effort to find than feeding a prompt that's currently responsible for making life harder for creatives such as us. End of.
aches and pains … sentence starters
tw for chronic illness / chronic pain and body dysmorphia
“Shit, it hurts!”
“I’m used to it hurting.”
“It’s nothing. It just hurts, again.”
“I just can’t ever get comfortable.”
“My whole body just feels… wrong.”
“No, it’s normal pain. I’m used to it.”
“I wish these scars would just go away…”
“It hurts too much to stand up, I need to sit.”
“I’m tired of feeling off all the time, that’s all.”
“I think I need a hot shower and some painkillers.”
“It doesn’t even feel like this body is… me, anymore.”
“God, I wish I could be healthy for one day. Just one.”
“No, it doesn’t really hurt today. It’s just uncomfortable.”
It’s a bad day, again. I might need some help getting up.”
“It just feels like there’s something in me that’s not… me.”
“I don’t even remember what it’s like to get a good night’s sleep.”
“What’s it like waking up and NOT always hurting? Must be nice.”
“Man, if I hurt this much already, it’s really gonna suck to get older.”
“I need a hand up. If I start crying, don’t stop, it’s manageable pain.”
“I’m only (age)! I shouldn’t have the aches of a 90 year old woman.”
“I feel like a burden. I wish I was healthy so no one has to look after me.”
“This doesn’t even feel like a body, anymore. It’s just a big ball of pain and ick.”
“It feels like my body’s never… right. Like there’s always something wrong with it.”
“I don’t want to stay in bed, ‘cause my brain’ll tell me I’m lazy. But, it hurts too much to stand up today.”
“I don’t want to have to ask for help. I wish I could just do these things by myself, but my body won’t let me.”
“A wild Baron appears! What will you do?”
Ask on a date
Kill
Ask to leave
Kick
Behind him was standing a very tall, somewhat bird-like creature. It towered over him, his shadow also looming over the little owl.
It couldn't help but cover its beak and giggle at him as he nearly fell.
"Me? Hoohoohoo, why I'm just a little owl! Just like you."
He then bent over so his face was on the same level as his guest's. "Yep, I've been following you! And it's been fun toying with your little mind, but I really think it's time to do something else, this is getting a little repetitive."
"But first, do tell me..." he squinted, "do we know each other? You look... familiar."
What an odd question to ask. It was so out of the blue that it took Baron a moment to process it.
“I-I, uh… I don’t believe so…”
Baron felt confident enough that he’d remember encountering a creature like the one in front of him. But at the same time, his memory was so foggy that maybe there was something he was forgetting. Bad time to start dwelling on that, though. Best forget about it for now.
Barnaby was easily twice his height, a fact that definitely did not help Baron’s unease in the slightest. He claimed to be an owl, but Baron was skeptical; among other things, the wing feathers lacked any true structure. He looked more like a pile of amorphous sludge that just so happened to be owl-shaped. Baron almost felt insulted by being compared to him.
“Not to be rude, but are you certain you’re an owl?”
((thinking abt the fact that owl feet are fuzzy and covered in feathers…..
((baron is just. so easy to make fun of. i love him dearly but at the same time he’s just such an easy target
((i have acquired a Baby Photo of the three lil ladies
((drafts written!! for now. in the notes app on my phone lmao
it’s only 8:20 and i’m already tired and legitimately considering just going to sleep
Do you study magic?
"Occasionally, yes. I believe I do hold some magical abilities, but I've found that they're very weak. I would like to see if I could strengthen them somehow."
((hhrjfg…. dont rly feel like doing much :(
Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural — Postmortems pt. 2
“Oh, well. Oops.”
“It’s me… bone-stilts.”
“I don’t want to kill you.”
“And I’ll tell you a thing.”
“My belt actually broke…”
“Oh, wait, it was a ghost.”
“Yes, I was dead serious.”
“Well, that’s what they get.”
“I want an exploding old lady.”
“My thing is, I don’t give a shit.”
“What do you want me to say?”
“If they end up being real, great!”
“That’s exactly why this is weird!”
“Hey, ghosts, you want some guns?”
“You’re a skyscraper in tennis shoes.”
“Maybe you’ll bond with someone’s fist.”
“I think I’m just getting a little bit braver.”
“It was like walking through a nightmare.”
“You couldn’t get less brave, at this point.”
“We gotta keep you on top of your game.”
“They think we caught a ghost on camera.”
“That kinda sounded like a whimper to me.”
“You look like the witch from SNOW WHITE.”
“Why would all grown-up ghosts want pistols?”
“The realistic answer for me is, it was a ghost.”
“I think I’m gonna buy you a punch in the face.”
“I’m not gonna roll over for any shitty evidence.”
“They get it, they get it. They don’t need anymore.”
“You hear my thing first, and then I’ll hear your thing.”
“You ever heard a little kid cry before? It’s not pleasant!”
“I think that’s a testament to you being wildly out of shape.”
“I have a healthy fear of things that should not be messed with.”
“A lot of beds are too small for me. My feet just hang off of them.”
“And they don’t teach you that in history books, which is fucked up.”
“We hitched up, slapped that horse on the ass, and let drag us through town!”
“Meanwhile, my bones are being eaten by crabs on the bottom of the ocean floor.”
“Logic is not getting in a Puritan costume, showing up in the middle of nowhere, and looking for ghosts.”
