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♀Karamatsu RP blog (BLMATSU WARNING)

[sevenelemon]

💜💙happy 4/2💙💜

[sevenelemon]

aoandon

[just-ichimatsu]

[blacklimes]

I don’t usually put super simple scribs like this  in their own tumblr post but 

Hear me out.

Osomatsu-san AU where everything is exactly the same EXCEPT Karamatsu has a beauty mark…..

[snowimatsu]

those love letters actually worked omg

[sparklyblueomega-deactivated202]

"I need you to claim me!"

“B-but how–??” Bluebell gawked at his lovely counterpart, dumbstruck. COULD an Omega even claim another one? He’d never heard of any Omega who DID. Bright blue eyes were filled with confusion, his face beginning to heat up.

“I can try, my dear! B-but I’m not so sure if I can.”

He didn’t want to disappoint her, but what exactly was he supposed to say?

[reapuella]

Karamatsu was profusely sweating, hands clawing the fabric of the Omega male's sweater with surprisingly huge strength. Surprisingly, because no one would ever expect those noodle arms of hers to harbor such raw, desperate power.

Nor no one would ever expect such a tiny and delicate figure to smell so fiercely, like pine trees in a snowstorm. There was a worrisome contradiction between the way she was holding him and the nature of her request.

"I won't force you if you don't want to...but I beg you to consider..." She uttered, biting the tip of her own tongue with a sharp canine so she would force herself to loosen the grip on the male.

[reapuella]

@sparklyblueomega said: “…did something happen to Osomatsu-niisan???”

She lights an incense and gently arranges it in front of a picture of the tragically departed Osomatsu. He was picking his nose and scratching his ass.

"It will!"

Karamatsu said, loading a glock.

[reapuella]

Sets up a little altar to honor Osomatsu's death.

[redcxded]

reapuella

There was a flaw in her perfectly planned and executed scheme. The shitty eldest must have trained his resolve without her knowledge, because he simply decided to lay next to her and be silent as well!

Karamatsu needed to inflict a lower, more painful blow.

She rolled on her side so she gave him her back, with a loud snore she pretended to fall asleep.

Well that was simply rude. Osomatsu made a mental note to make sure her wallet was empty and stash eaten. But first…

He might as well take an angry power nap too, making sure he was comfortably invading Karamatsu’s personal space to the absurd extent.

Have fun climbing from under that sleeping bag of shit.

[reapuella]

And all of a sudden, her breath was cut off as her lungs and entire body were crushed by an unidentified mass. Said mass had a foul odor and big enough to completely cover her entire body like some dirty blanket.

Face smooshed against the floor, Karamatsu even considered the possibility to become a cannibal. But it was so hard to breathe and the pressure so painful, the second eldest had no idea how long could have endured that silent battle against that living pile of trash. She was not determined like Ichimatsu, nor smart like Choromatsu, so it was kind of humiliating to give up so easily to Osomatsu's whims.

"...I seriously can't breathe Osomatsu...please.."

[redcxded]

reapuella

She takes a potato chip.

And eats it.

The ceiling was so beautiful, that day.

“So this is how it is going to be.”

Two can play this game. Osomatsu also had skill to do nothing… No way he was going to lose this war. Suck his little toe, Karamatsu, he is not called eldest for nothing!

[reapuella]

There was a flaw in her perfectly planned and executed scheme. The shitty eldest must have trained his resolve without her knowledge, because he simply decided to lay next to her and be silent as well!

Karamatsu needed to inflict a lower, more painful blow.

She rolled on her side so she gave him her back, with a loud snore she pretended to fall asleep.

[redcxded]

@reapuella

“You aren’t actually mad, right? C’mon, talk to your favourite Nii-chan~”

[reapuella]

She takes a potato chip.

And eats it.

The ceiling was so beautiful, that day.

[redcxded]

reapuella

She gasps, incapable to reply when her most sensitive nerve is touched.

With a grunt mixed with a sigh, Karamatsu takes her guitar and sits on the floor, relying on her ultimate weapon.

The silent treatment.

“What, got nothing to say~?”

…

…..

“That was fun… ne, Karamachu? Come on~ At least people can really see that we are sextuplets…”

[reapuella]

With a confident strum, the second eldest starts to practice a particularly difficult scale, a soft hum sweetly rumbling in her throat.

Perhaps there is a new hit song in the making...~

She internally smirked, determined to see how far the eldest will bear that dreadful treatment.

[redcxded]

reapuella

She dramatically rolls her eyes.

“So it’s your fault that in this household we are all doomed with unwanted abstinence!”

She playfully swats her hand in front of his face.

“Shoo, go away, you shitty ghost!”

“Something tells me you’d succeed in staying an untouched looser even without my help, Anvilmatsu.”

[reapuella]

She gasps, incapable to reply when her most sensitive nerve is touched.

With a grunt mixed with a sigh, Karamatsu takes her guitar and sits on the floor, relying on her ultimate weapon.

The silent treatment.

[redcxded]

reapuella replied to your post: 

“Nii-chan’s dead. Press F to pay respect.”

F- -ucking finally!

“F-or that I will curse you to forever be a Cherrymatsu! Abra Cadabra you are now Flatchasted Shittymatsu!”

[reapuella]

She dramatically rolls her eyes.

"So it's your fault that in this household we are all doomed with unwanted abstinence!"

She playfully swats her hand in front of his face.

"Shoo, go away, you shitty ghost!"

[thetattedstoner]

[thetattedstoner]

Bruh I laughed my ass off the entire time

[thetattedstoner]

For those that are lost, it’s a slippery lube Race lmao

[jadorexjaii]

I was invested from start to finish. It was anyone’s game at all times

[owomatsu]

wow the new season of osomatsu-san looks great

[glitterglob]

KARAMATSU IS VERY HANDSOME IN A SUIT AND TIE! <333

[silentyetreserved]

welp