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“NO YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME ALONE HERE WITH THAT MENACE.” More violently shaking his brother for trying to abandon him in such a dire situation. They should’ve never allowed the 2nd brother to save his money, or they should’ve broke anything related to changing his clothes to be painful. “IF YOU DON’T HELP I’M FOLLOWING YOU TO THE AFTERLIFE AND i’LL NEVER STOP HARASSING YOU THERE EITHER.”

“I’D RATHER BE HAUNTED FOR THE REST OF MY ETERNAL LIFE THAN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THOSE RIPPED JORTS WITH THOSE DAMN RHINESTONES ON THEM!”

Maybe if he tried just hard enough, he could use Ichimatsu’s horrified state and get knocked out. The shaking was violent enough, so he just needed to get a little closer to the floor.

“JUST LET ME DIE! YOU CAN STILL SEND YOUR CATS TO DESTROY THAT HORROR! HAVE MERCY! SHOW RESPECT!”

#purplematsuno4 #{number one - main}#[1 - self]#[4 - Ichi]#[the dumb said what? | ic]

“Naughty belly buttons.”

#[can't hide it | dash commentory]#[the dumb said what? | ic]#[this makes no sense | crack]#is that all you have to say?

@historias-multorum

Thank you, thank you~ It’s good to be back!

#historias-multorum #Hellooooo!

“Speaking of enabling. You should clean your history more often, Totty~”

#[can't hide it | dash commentory]#[the dumb said what? | ic]

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Ichimatsu came closer indulging his brother’s ‘last request’, before looking dead serious down at the other. “He w-what!? You can’t be serious.“ He shook the other on the floor. “Onii-chan you have the blind me or something please it’s the only way to make sure I never see it, or I’ll never be able to come home again.”

That was not the most gentle way to handle a person in near-death condition. Especially when the person was doing his best to die as soon as possible!

“IchimAAAAAAAAAAAtsu! Stop shaaaAAAaAaAking meeeeEEEEE!”

Osomatsu was clinging to other side as hard as he could, but it wouldn’t be him, if he could just enjoy the afterlife. No way would his younger brothers let him chill while they deal with all the stuff back on the earth.

“Just let me die! Even blinded I can still see them! I was kind enough to warn you, now show some respect to your elder!”

#purplematsuno4 #{number one - main}#[1 - self]#[4 - Ichi]#just let him die for a few more months

@tenrita replied to your post: @tenrita replied to your post: @tenrita Oh so you...

DSFKADSF GOD I AM VERY PROUD SORRY

Good to know that there are other people besides me brave enough to proudly wear a title of a pervert. Feels like that one time when I’ve met a guy in porn section of the store. He bought the DVD’s and even looked everybody in the eyes.... That was kind of creepy now that I think about it. But still admirable.

#Marcy stop #If he gets too comfy my blog will be deleted #for everything and anything #[this makes no sense | crack]

@tenrita replied to your post: @tenrita Oh so you like the great shitposting me?...

PERHAPS I DO ENJOY THE SHITPOSTING

See~ That wasn’t so hard! Unlike me.

#tenrita #I've been here for like 10 minutes #and this is what you've made me do #you should be ashamed

@tenrita Oh so you like the great shitposting me? Please continue, stroke my... ego more~

#I see you Marcy #I was just going to go sleep #but I see you #[can't hide it | dash commentory]

@purplematsuno4 has liked for a starter

“Ichi...matsu... Come closer... I can’t be saved, but there is still a chance for you.”

The only thing that could possibly make the moment any more dramatic would be that song they always play in the movies. Osomatsu could clearly hear it, that cheesy melody you can’t quite stop humming afterwards. But melody stuck in the brain was the least of NEET’s problems. Coughing out some blood he gathered every last ounce of energy left in him.

“...it has happened. Nii-chan has seen... He... Ka... ra... new jorts.”

#purplematsuno4 #[the dumb said what? | ic]#{number one - main}#[4 - Ichi]#STAAAAAAAAAAR #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@pinafcl has liked for a starter

“Well this is something! Thanks to you I don’t even regret leaving home today! Who the hell falls like that?! What is that pose!?”

If only Osomatsu had enough decency not to choke on tears from laughing so hard at a poor fallen person. Maybe then he would have had at least some chance to get friends.

#pinafcl #[the dumb said what? | ic]#{number one - main}#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #HENLO #LONG TIME NO C #I wasn't sure which muse you wanted to interact as

Arara, what do we have here?

If it isn’t some free time to waste on something useless~? And if you have time to read it, you are exactly where you are supposed to be! So what are you waiting for? Let the fun and nonsense flow like cheapest booze! Give those buttons at the bottom a nice smack and this NEET will do the magic~

#promo #[word to the world | promo]#self promo #time to liven things up again

“I’ve been absent for 6 months...”

“Nobody had checked on me even once...”

“I’m so angry I don’t even know what I want more... to whack it off or to hit someone...”

#{number one - main}#nii-chan is desperate for attention #[shitposting]

“You ever take nap and when you wake it feels like half a year has passed? Such a weird thing.”

#{number one - main}#*coughs*#oh look it me #time to get back to this shithole #the blog is active again #rated r starts friday

brotherthree

“STOP SHOUTING OR I’LL THROW YOUR ASS IN A HOLDING CELL!”

He got a bit too wrapped up in his brother’s little scenario, and was visibly embarrassed about it afterward. He looked away and coughed awkwardly before going back to his previous scolding.

“Whether you meant to do it or not, this happened because of your lack of foresight. I mean, who just jumps on a couch without looking to see if anything’s there beforehand? You got off light with that bruise on your ass, but I won’t be so lenient this time…”

“Just a bruise?! You are talking like my ass is less important than some cheap stuff!”

The threat of being thrown into a cell did make the eldest quiet down an octave, but it was not enough to stop the whining. It was unbelievable how Choromatsu was still painting him as criminal! And that figurine didn’t even had anything interesting, Osomatsu made sure to get a good up-skirt view of whatever was left of his offender.

“You should be grateful, if you were to die now no earthly possessions would hold you from passing on to your next life. Especially a suspiciously hidden figurine.”

#brotherthree #[1 - self]#[3 - choro]#sorry work and university been holding me in a tight grip

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#6 hours of lectures #then work #...#time to do drafts before I die #[out of beercan]

purplematsuno4 replied to your post:

He is just going to sleep in the closet the whole...

The sound of an airhorn goes off suddenly outside of their shared closet.

Omafuckin god he fuckin ded

#purplematsuno4

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