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@rearadmiralfloyd
JFK stands for Jaway From Keyboard.
Yeah, whatever. *rips your pants off, puts them on and explosively craps in them*
IYKYK
Something amazing I found out recently.
Koalas/monkeys cannot climb trees that are on fire. Nor can they climb trees if the koala/monkey is on fire.
You ever think about the fact Elon Musk is a living case argument to stuff your nerds in lockers and give them swirlies on the reg? I do.
When they give you complete creative freedom.
HA, NOT FLAGGED!
I don’t want to come off like I’m trying to shame this guy, but knowing my way with words I might. Regardless I saw this on twitter and was absolutely appalled, he’s the last person who insists Smash Ultimate is a port of 4.
I want to say if you’re disappointed your fav didn’t get in, that’s fine, I'm not upset that people are disappointed, and sure, the Piranha Plant being a character is both hilarious and salt-inducing, but I totally understand why people are pissed about it.
But this? This is complaining that the extensive work Sakurai has put into Ultimate, that was showcased up to Nov 1, was all fraudulent because a list of 100 characters didn’t make it in, it would have been swell if Sakurai did add every desired character, but how was Sakurai going to add every single desired character.
If you’re gonna criticize, criticize the game, not Sakurai, I get putting people on a pedestal is dangerous business but the man really has worked tirelessly for a new smash game when it could have actually been a port, or even a smash game that pulled characters and added in new ones, instead he brought in everyone, made an Adventure Mode which is a combination of Melee and Brawls SSE, added nearly every stage, did it all since Smash 4′s development cycle ended, and with a bad shoulder.
I’m preaching to choir with this post on being respectful and grateful towards Sakurai and understanding that it’s ok to be sour if your fav didn’t get in, regardless of whether you believed the leaks or not (Isaac hopeful, guilty as charged), but when I saw this post I just had to speak up, best way I knew how.
And to add on about the whole ‘criticize the game’ bit, Melee had some janky-ness that becomes apparent now, some characters were very poorly suited or not that good (Kirby, Bowser, to name two) that got improved in later entries.
Brawl has the obvious problem of tripping, but also characters feel heavy, and another common criticism is slow movement.
Smash 4 was very clean cut, but had a bad UI, and a confusing menu.
So tl;dr, do not be like this guy, Sakurai is only human.
Alternative version
I’m telling you this is all for humor, I swear
Me right now
David Hayter as Snake yes!
I was meant to do this.
Polish fishermen have caught an old, huge wels catfish, which had eaten a bit of an SS soldier in the 1940s.
O.O
And by “a bit” I mean his head and a bit of his upper torso, since a fragmented skull, two buttons and the insignia were found inside the gigantic fish.
o.O
How does one even…? Brrr!
( @biszumletzten )
thank you so much for thinking of me when you see a post about a nazi eating sea monster. :3 this has made my day. bless
If you don’t feel like reading the article, please know that this is one of the oldest wels catfish ever caught–they usually live to be about 60, and this one was between 90 and 110 years old.
Also, I don’t know much about fish but HOLY SHIT THIS FISH IS SO BIG
I WAS LIKE “WTF HOW CAN A FISH JUST EAT A PERSON” AND THEN I SAW HOW BIG THIS FISH WAS AND I UNDERSTOOD
This fish is 187 kg which is a little over 412 lbs and I am so proud of it for eating a Nazi and being so big and strong and old I’m a little emotional rn
I am so proud of this Nazi-eating fish and I think we should make an exception to kashrut laws so that it can be turned into gefilte so that we may digest its anti-SS powers.
reblog nazi-slayer fish for nazi-death fortune in the future.
2017: Time to expose all of you.
@godweeb @yano @mogosbizarretumbler @fla-mingos @bigmoiste @pique-nique @bison-bitch @jurihanofficial @a-walrus-sized-hemorrhoid @kaigirlhey @swordofkusanagi
@lantern-soldier @space-husband @rearadmiralfloyd @elegantscribble AND @ EVERYBODY ELSE I WISH YOU ALL A GREAT 2017 I HOPE YOU’LL STICK TO YOUR GOALS AND MAKE THE MOST OF IT. TAKE CARE! HAPPY NEW YEAR~
Thank you, I wish you the same!
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Aw dude I did the same thing days ago. I got your back.
Am I doing this right? Am I funny yet?
Ok so uh
I was sitting on discord when the worst thought ever entered my mind.
Instead of Mr Krabs, he’s Mr Dabs.