[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[arinqiart]

MK1 Scorpion vs Sub Zero leaked footage

[arinqiart]

I think he would look good with syringe heels idk shdjshh

[amygdalae]

[amygdalae]

✨️Tarkle on, it's Tuesday! Don't forget to kill the iron golem in 5 hits, then slip off some rafters and die✨️

[thyrell]

god fucked up making komodo dragons super venomous aggressive and all around unsuitable for domestication. those beafts should be in our homes

[thyrell]

if i had this thing in my lap i think everything would be alright i bet it would love being scratched on the head if it wasnt already so fond of chewing me and empoisoning me and smacking me hard with its horrible tail

[bunniope]

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

[weirdness-is-good]

[lachonk]

Imagine if a hog saw this

[lachonk]

Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[sepulchretide]

[gloopqueen]

my dog describing the amazon delivery guy

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

jeff the tiller's crops are green and flourishing today

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

herbs to bring to jeff the griller so he can use it as a garnish for his steak. they're bringing it to jeff the iller who is unfortunately not feeling well today

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

no......... i shant say.......................

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

This white man is trustworthy in the kitchen

[judasclementine-deactivated2023]

@doctorstarlock 's comment has passed peer review

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceheadtr]

[milk5]

Jin Kazama

[the-jory-deactivated20150629]

This prison holds two of the most notorious cop killing dragons…. William and Cousin Chris.

[milk5]

let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.

[ip2lb]

[scooplery]

[screenshotsofalltime]