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Wow does tumblr even exist anymore? Who’s even here?

loveamongthesailors

ive got a masculine side and a feminine side. and theyre making out with eachother

difficult

Me: *Calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*

yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726

Life’s better when nobody knows anything about you

yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726

what do you mean i didn’t reach out i literally thought about you

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.”

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

kaldicuct

“love yourself, but fuck that guy in particular.”

punkrock-bottom

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

punkrock-bottom

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post

paintedplanets

It’s my birthday today ✨ 29 looks good on me

Today was magical. And with all my friends and family vaccinated I have to say: every single hug I got today will never be taken for granted EVER again.