Eh..

NB, he/they. I’m no one in particular. I draw smut on the side. I’m probably gonna post my butt here a lot so be prepared.

[rearvoid]

Wow does tumblr even exist anymore? Who’s even here?

[loveamongthesailors]

ive got a masculine side and a feminine side. and theyre making out with eachother

[difficult]

Me: *Calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

Life’s better when nobody knows anything about you

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

what do you mean i didn’t reach out i literally thought about you

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.” 

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

[kaldicuct]

“love yourself, but fuck that guy in particular.”

[punkrock-bottom]

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post

[paintedplanets]

It’s my birthday today ✨ 29 looks good on me

Today was magical. And with all my friends and family vaccinated I have to say: every single hug I got today will never be taken for granted EVER again.

[lizardsister]

"it's simple. we smoke out the batman."

- the toker

[garfield-but-with-three-heads]

this post would've changed the world in 2009

[snugglegoblin]

[nelc]

Tactical snacks

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Snactical, if you will

[xtec]

when people ask me if I care about modern phones not having headphone jacks

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

[catasters]

[fl00dland]

[nevver]

Undressed, Nigel Van Wieck

[swagpaws]

when u reach a certain friendship level w me u unlock me sending u posts that fit ur aesthetic/interests. its honestly an entire love language

[kamlo]